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Crumpet Muncher

A female of the lesbian persuasion.
Also known as a dyke, lesbo, carpet-muncher, todger dodger, she who licks the honey pot.
Don't bother chatting her up Steve, I heard she's a crumpet muncher.
by HadeK September 11, 2013
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crumpet

Never ever to be confused with a Muffin
Not A Fuxin Muffin Dagnamit!!!!!
by unknown January 18, 2005
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anal crumpet

The anal crumpet is an individual whose morals have collapsed into the rectum and much like hemorrhoids, they are painful to be around. This is an individual who is despicable and irrefutably nasty and has a history of being a player or attempting to be a player. The anal crumpet has no morals or is morally ambiguous, making them extremely unattractive or otherwise creepy.

A crumpet is a type of unsweetened bread usually served with tea. It is also often used in British slang to describe a woman who is sexually attractive. An anal crumpet is the exact opposite of the latter.
"My ex-husband cheated on me and lied about it! What an anal crumpet!"

"I just got hit on by this really creepy guy.
by That Crazy Hermit Writer July 5, 2014
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Bloody Crumpet

When you give a girl oral when she's on her period.
Guy 1: Damn, I had to give my girl head last night, but she's on her period!
Guy 2: So it was a bloody crumpet?
by cityondown123426 June 2, 2008
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Crumbletion

The action of licking the crumbs off your fingers after you eat a bag of chips.
Jack: "What are you doing?"

Jerry: "Licking the crumbs off my fingers. It's all over them because I just ate a bag of chips."

Jack: "Gross."

Jerry: "It's not gross, it's just crumbletion."
by RadioactiveFlamez June 23, 2013
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Crumpet Baster

The performer of the art of basting crumpets such there are , were crumpet means snatch or pussy, applied by 'wisking' or gently oscillating fingeritively solids into liquids, thus creating a type of vacuum that no man can escape.
We have a cold newby in this porn scene....we will require our best crumpet baster to liquify the vaginal butter into a softy cream in the shortest amount of time....stat.
by Ball splat November 8, 2019
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crumbleton

when you have too much apple crumble, that you just start going ballistic and just hitting everything and everyone
Reymonde - fucking hell why is Desmonde just hitting people in the back of the head
Jimmonde - because hes absolutely crumbleton
Reymonde - Apple?
Jimmoned - correct
Reymonde - thats fair to be honest, little old June doesnt deserve a battering though.
by trimmiganlover November 15, 2019
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