loser cruiser

an old ugly shitty car

Ken will never get laid driving that loser cruiser!

by JP November 18, 2003

Road Cruiser

A beer for the road to keep your buzz going.

Hey man, you should grab a road cruiser or two for the drive home, you don't want to lose your buzz.

by Amtrak17 July 18, 2009

MC-85 Star Cruiser

A heavy Mon Calamari star cruiser used by the new republic and resistance navy, at over 3 km long, this type of cruiser has top-tier shielding and has 2 massive hangers on each side to hold hundreds of starfighters and transports. This ship could outpace its rival; the Resurgent-class star destroyer and its shields can withstand enormous amounts of firepower from enemy capital ships and even if one generator is taken out by starfighters, there will be several backups that can take its place. This trait is also shared by its predecessors, the MC-75 and MC-80

Several MC-85 Star cruisers showed up to the battle of Exegol and were some of the largest ships present for the battle, later many of these ships fell into Resistance hands along with other cruisers, frigates, corvettes and fighters, which greatly aided the Resistance in its conflict with the First Order.

by Ekerslithery April 13, 2020

Pt. cruiser

The perfect megan car. Small, short, and not easy to crash into trees with.

"Hey, check this out, rachel. It's a pt. cruiser"

"I know right arnold. Let us get it for megan for her birthday."

by Katniss Everdeens March 27, 2012

cruiser douche

A middle aged white guy dressed up in tassles and other gay-biker attire, riding an over weight, under powered, chrome covered, tassle equiped motorcycle that looks like it could seat 5 comfortably.

They also will be seen riding with other cruiser douches, usually holding up traffic while parading around so they get noticed riding their Honda Davidson's.

Jones: Look at that cruiser douche all dressed in his pleather tassle jacket and his assless chaps

Chambers: He must have come from a Village people reunion...fag

by Jones 74 April 17, 2009

the cruiser

The pimp Chryster PT Cruiser that is driven by at the moment, the coolest motherfucker alive. And just so you know, the cruiser is beats.

Eric: Hey JB, does the cruiser have beats?

JB: You dumb bastard, the cruiser IS beats.

by PhilipRyan May 1, 2006

cruiser

a person who apparently "cruises" around in their late model low spec bottom of the range car equiped with max power stickers, seatbelt pads, and colour coded stick on bits!

Can be found in local dimly lit car parks such as:

Mc Donalds
Homebase
Etc......

Guy in a 1ltr mk 2 fiesta, sitting in the corner of Mc Donalds Car Park with some little flashing lights on his car and badly tinted windows.

by Dan November 30, 2003