crop dust

A term used by servers in a restaurant. When you have a table of assholes, you ask a co-worker if they can "crop dust " the table. As they pass by the table, and trail a nasty fart around said table. this keeps you blameless.

Dude, Will someone please crop dust table 15, the've been giving me shit all night.

by jimrim June 26, 2007

Cream of the Crop

The best of the best. Being the cream of the crop is being the best of something, it ranges from sports to school, to just being awesome. If someone says your cream of the crop, your better, smarter, sexier, more athletic, and just cooler then everyone else.

KU: I feel so bad since he broke up with me!

AP: Don't worry about you two breaking up, your the Cream of the Crop! Your the Best there is! You don't need him.

by The Truth 47 October 10, 2011

crop dusting

the art of flight attendants farting as they go down the isle with the bar cart

"sherry was crop dusting the whole coach cabin"

by joe mcduffie December 15, 2006

cash crop

(n.) A crop grown with the intent of selling to others, and cannot be used by the farmers of such. The opposite of self-sustainance.

Tobacco is the most popular, but weed is good too! @___@

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

crop duster

A car with some sort of engine problem that causes it to release an abnormal amount of exhaust, usually of a bluish color.

Boy, that old Impala was quite the crop duster.

by Zone-Ranger October 23, 2007

Cropdusting

The act of farting while walking past others, leaving them to gag in the wake of your shit-smelling foulness. Can also be referred to as the airdrop.

Ron: "So there I was just typing away at my desk, then I smelled it....that wretched odor that could only be caused by someone cropdusting."

Jim: "Oh man I've smelled that before! I think it's that new foreign girl Yun Li. She pulled an airdrop over at my desk the other day, and I threw up in my mouth a little."

Ron: "That dirty beeyotch!"

by Potato Sack July 25, 2008

Crop-dust

To fart discretely and then walk away from the scene so as not to be detected.

"My stinky was completely undetected, Susan...I crop-dusted my way across the party."

by Michael Cunningham January 27, 2004