by IsolatedCatholicSchoolgirls May 13, 2004
Get the crouching tiger, hidden oscarmug. Lookin for love in all the wrong poets (no I wouldn't know Liz, and I do not have past experience with them. Pervert!If anyone its you and old Professor Muldoon!)
by LayDownDarlingSoICanMeasureYou May 13, 2004
Get the crouching tiger, hidden Oscarmug. When two Asians are in the 69 position. As the female performs fellatio, she pauses for a moment, grabs the male's penis and strategically stretches the penis and places it between her partner's butt cheeks to ensure that it cannot swing back into its correct position, therefore hiding the dragon. The male, perplexed at the current situation, quickly gets up into couching tiger position and ejaculates on his bum.
"Me and my bitch were 69-ing last night and she gave me a reverse crouching tiger, hidden dragon. It was a sticky situation."
by Daisy L. May 30, 2007
Get the reverse crouching tiger, hidden dragonmug. A: Hey, why is there "Press shift to run, press ctrl to crouch" on that wall over there?
B: Oh god no-
B: Oh god no-
by i need a ritual August 27, 2021
Get the Press shift to run, press ctrl to crouchmug. When you're about to cum when doing a chick from behind, pull out, drool on her back a little to make her think you jizzed, she turns around and you blast her in the face.
by Infobucket January 16, 2010
Get the Crouching Tiger, Hidden Fountainmug. The act or manuever of using two hands to hold a mouse whilst selecting an option that will cause catastrophic failure if misclicked by a fracton of an inch.
by Network Ninja June 30, 2011
Get the Crouching google-fu double hands fickle toastermug. by Eddie Torres E.T. July 16, 2021
Get the tournament crouchmug.