crapper-napper

noun. a foot or leg that falls asleep due to circulation being cut-off from sitting on the toilet for a prolonged period of time; adjective. a numbing or tingling sensation in the foot or leg that is the result of sitting on the toilet for a prolonged period of time

15 minutes later, Joe came limping out of the bathroom, complaining of a crapper-napper.

Ralph got a crapper-napper from sitting on the toilet.

by Lincoln Silver August 3, 2007

copper settler

Not quite a gold digger or a 49er, a copper settler stays or "settles" with another individual, not for their looks nor moderate wealth (thus why copper, and not gold), but to live a menial lifestyle for the rest of their lives

When a woman in her mid thirties who settles for a cheap, average, boring guy who might be gay. But he's 30 and a pediatrician! What can go wrong!? She must be a copper settler!

by CopperSettlersForever November 9, 2015

chopperdontmiss

chopperdontmiss Never miss he is also really cute

chopperdontmiss Is cute

by chopperdontmiss February 16, 2021

copperitis

a disease that makes it harder people to type correctly without making spelling mistakes

"did yuo see taht new movie taht camr out todat"

"seeing your message it looks like you are suffering from copperitis"

by gonzalo_kebab December 20, 2021

lens crapper

When you take out your contact and rub in in someone's asshole, then put in back in your eye.

I think I got pink eye because I was pulling a lens crapper with my girlfriend last night!

by rocky bottom November 23, 2011

Ace in the chopper

When you have a stack of $1 bills in the strip club but hide a $100 bill in the stack.

Tell the strippers at the strip club, before you make it rain $1 bills, "ladies i have an ace in the chopper"!!! in hopes more strippers show up for the chance to get that ace AKA $100 bill

by Matty Kush April 10, 2015

Truck stop chopper

When one goes into a public bathroom stall that has a glory hole on each side wall. The user then sits on the toilet grabbing a dick in each hand, bears down, then shits loudly making a motorcycle noise.

Ugh I took a truck stop chopper just now, and I feel great!

by Granny dangler April 2, 2019