crooked bookie

a word usually describing guys and how they do their hair.

they slick back their hair with a lot of gel and wind up looking like tailor-made from I love new york.

girl one- "he's kinda cute"
girl two - "nah, he looks like a crooked bookie"

by lectora February 9, 2008

crooked ostrich

this is when you break a girls knees, then force her to give you a foot job.

damn dude i broke that girls knees and she gave me a crooked ostrich!

by thomas riccairdi May 20, 2008

Cookssourced

To reprint or reproduce, with attribution and while adding mistakes, a copyrighted work. If confronted by the owner of the creative work, it is customary to demand payment from them for the added errors.

I know. It's already been Cookssourced. In a New Yorker cartoon. I have to pay them $10 because they spelled my name wrong.

by indignantwriter November 5, 2010

crookal

a stupid nigger jew and tits in her ass that was aids

more commanly known "Emily Crookal" dude your stupid....you must be emily crookal cunt.

emily crookal

by bobobobobobobobobobob123456787 October 25, 2012

Croosed

To be hopeful to the point of crossing your fingers

I was croosed that I would get an interview

by Podulike March 3, 2014

crookled

A word only used by Rochdaliens and it means the same as going over on you're ankle

*falls off pavement*

"Oh god, I just crookled"

"You did what?"

"Crookled. You know? Falling over on your ankle?"

"Oohhhhh, I understand"

by Rochdalien April 20, 2017

Crooked Kingdom

SPOILERS
The second book in the six of crows duology (by leigh bardugo) and absolutely heart shattering

Quotes:

"We were all supposed to make it"-wylan van eck

"Little red bird let me go"-matthias helvar

"He was going to break my legs"-inej ghafa

"I would come for you. And if I couldn't walk, I'd crawl to you, and no matter how broken we were, we'd fight our way out together - knives drawn, pistols blazing. Because that's what we do. We never stop fighting"-kaz brekker

"I love you more than waffles, matthias helvar"-nina zenik

"Thought of me? Late at night? What was I wearing?"-jesper fahey

Person A: Have you read Crooked Kingdom yet?

Person B: Yeah, chapter forty made me sob

Person A: I guess Matthias Helvar isn't bulletproof

Person B starting to cry: ...Yep

by AelinsBiggestSimp August 26, 2021