Count Chapula

Common phrase at UPenn to describe a girl that gives blowjobs with either A. a lot of teeth or B. chapped/dry lips

"Hey I heard you hooked up with Amy..."
"Yeah, it sucked though. She was a total Count Chapula."

by Shabbyv4444 November 12, 2012

crapulence

Crap, shit, nonsense.

"That guy is full of crapulence!"

by Dalhusky August 28, 2006

CRAPULENCE

the serious condition that occurs when one unintentionally mixes flatulence with fecal elimination.

I took my lover out for a some delicious indian food followed by a night at the Improv. Probably not the best idea because it left me with a embarassing situation of crapulence.

by LandG July 22, 2010

Crapulence

Crapulence- pronun.: crap-ü-lents; p.o.s.: adj.; def.: A crap-load; a nicer way to say shit-load without sounding like a 10 year old.

There was a crapulence of messages on my phone because I went a whole day without turning it on.

by Maredith June 20, 2008

Craplatic

Can Be Used To Positively Describe Any Person, Object Or Situation. Comes From Re-arranging 'Practical'.

'That Was A Craplatic Movie'.

'He Is So Craplatic'.

'What A Craplatic Day'.

by Brodster August 26, 2007

crapalanche

When the closet is too full - you open the door and everything falls out.

I'm afraid to open your closet - I might start a crapalanche!

by mashed50 September 3, 2010

crapulocity

the rate of speed at which shit rolls down hill

the office manager got his head bit off by the bean counters and he has taken crapulocity to a whole new level

by swivelmechanism- Mia T. November 28, 2010