Things Needed: A car that u can get dirty, 2 or more people, cheap soda.
Canning is a game in which you take cheap soda cans(unopened), and throw them at road signs/mailboxes/similar objects while driving by. The idea is to go to some place that you can purchase large amounts of very cheap soda. We normally purchase about 5-8 2Liters for 50cents a piece, and between 2-4 cases of soda cans for one night. This will last about 30 min +/-. The idea is to hit roadsigns, etc. while driving down backroads preferably so theres less trouble of gettin caught. Another thing to do is to take the 2Liters and throw them in front of the moving vehicle on a straight away. there is normally a mixture of reactions with this. sometmes if u dont shake the soda it will hit the road and rocket in front of u because of the pressure inside, sometimes they will just explode.
Canning is a game in which you take cheap soda cans(unopened), and throw them at road signs/mailboxes/similar objects while driving by. The idea is to go to some place that you can purchase large amounts of very cheap soda. We normally purchase about 5-8 2Liters for 50cents a piece, and between 2-4 cases of soda cans for one night. This will last about 30 min +/-. The idea is to hit roadsigns, etc. while driving down backroads preferably so theres less trouble of gettin caught. Another thing to do is to take the 2Liters and throw them in front of the moving vehicle on a straight away. there is normally a mixture of reactions with this. sometmes if u dont shake the soda it will hit the road and rocket in front of u because of the pressure inside, sometimes they will just explode.
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The act of Cranking down so roughly and vigourously that the entire body goes into a jerking fit that resembles the shaking symptoms of Parkington's disease. Crankington's disease effects all age groups, and the results can be catastrophic, even resulting in loss of ability to crank.
Yages was cranking down so hard in the bathroom that he can't stop himself from shaking, hes got Crankington's Disease!
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This chick wants me so bad, I might can her yams later!
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“Pfft, that isn’t real music. *This* is real music.” “Pfft, people these days are so stupid. They’ve never even read ‘1984.’”
“Ugh...there goes Chris, cranting again.”
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