Council haircut 

A haircut so basic, so rough, so uneven and unstylish, that it appears to have been cut by council workmen. They may even have used a lawnmower, strimmer or gardening shears.

"Who cut your hair, Mate, the Council? That's a real council haircut you have!"

Council haircut by Cactuscoco September 9, 2021

Council Klaxon 

An inebriated woman in a pub, usually from a council estate, with an extremely loud and annoying voice.

Fucking hell!! Someone's set off the council klaxon.

Council Klaxon by Ddraig73 January 30, 2022

Council Zuffle 

To wipe one's knob in the curtains of a council scheme Barbie house having had sex.

After sex i Council zuffled on the second hand dirty curtains

Council Zuffle by Cunted March 17, 2023

Council?WhatCouncil? 

The Council is a common myth which has survived over the years at Whitburn Academy, West Lothian. There has beeen however a large amount of controversy to the members prior to its existance. These include the names of bstewrt2, R3BUZ, Ginge123, David Cassidy and the one they call the Donkey Puncher. This Donkey Puncher however is mainly a feature of the group, a spin off. This however cannot ever been proven. So until proven otherwise, there is no council.

The Council has also been known to have links to David Carradine through the Kill Bill period in his life. Also the world famous "Bruce Lee," was known at one point to be an apprentice of the council. There has also been high amounts of speculation and a wide spread of reports into the appreances of 'Elmo' at the council meetings. This is however suggesting that there is indeed a council.

There has also been high speculation about the council members that they were once trained by the Lin kuei Ninja Clan of Hokkaido, Japan. Although it cannot be stressed enough that the council may not exist?

What the Fuck is the Council?WhatCouncil?

Council?WhatCouncil? by Blair Stewart January 15, 2009

Council Bluffs weed

true grade shit. council bluffs lays in the direct path from la to newyork, thus cb directly benefits from it. Council Bluffs weed is always good shit.

man, im throwed off this council bluffs weed.

Council Bluffs weed by valo April 30, 2007

Council of Beetroot 

The new council after Pewdiepie went crazy. They demand him to fuck things like sheep and creepers. They are the “villain” in Pewds Minecraft series, but it takes a while for that to be reveled. They replaced the Council of Watersheep and killed all of Pewds friends.

Pewdiepie-“What do you want me to do council of beetroot?”
Council of beetroot-*demonic noises*
Pewdiepie-“You want me to frick a creeper?”

Council of Beetroot by Minecraft Spaghetti November 3, 2019

Council Bluffs

Fuck you bitch, first off get your shit strait, and go suck a dick because your a fag in womans clothing. Loose your balls before you diss a town that you've only been to once to suck the Mayors cock.

we make meth labs bitch

Council Bluffs by C.B. local April 2, 2005