Gamer1: Hey did you see pappy? He was crouching soooooo hard!
Gamer1: Hey why is true afk?
Gamer2: He's probably crouching.
Gamer1: Hey why is true afk?
Gamer2: He's probably crouching.
by Gatman94 January 2, 2011
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to hobble along with the assistance of two metal sticks, a very painful and annoying form of walking
to hobble along with the assistance of two metal sticks, a very painful and annoying form of walking
by fireball419 March 7, 2009
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The female equivalent of cock-blocking
When being Taco-crunched, the following steps must be done:
1. Get on knees
2. Scream "Por Que!"
When being Taco-crunched, the following steps must be done:
1. Get on knees
2. Scream "Por Que!"
by Almagest June 29, 2011
Get the Taco-crunching mug.A term used when one is tired yet cannot sleep so they mindlessly fill their Twitter page with nonsensical Tweets in order to rack up to a predetermined number or an even number if you are OCD or superstitious. Ultimately it is the equivalent of being bored enough to watching paint dry or watching grass grow.
Greg: What'd you do last night?
Mel: Shit really. Sat online mostly Counting Tweets all night.
Greg: Damn. There really wasn't anything poppin' in downtown?
Mel: Nope. Couldn't sleep either so it sucked hardcore.
Mel: Shit really. Sat online mostly Counting Tweets all night.
Greg: Damn. There really wasn't anything poppin' in downtown?
Mel: Nope. Couldn't sleep either so it sucked hardcore.
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"I like to talk about science but I have a number of friends and family members who are anti-vax, organic-only, coconut oil slathering, amber necklace wearing crunchlings."
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