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cornthwaite

Cornthwaite...where the word 'thwaite' means 'the clearing of'. Thus, clearing of the corn. "CORNTHWAITE" Not to be confuzed with a cereal brand, named 'Cornflakes'.
Corinthian 1... "post biblical times, the english language dropped vowels in their wording...Thus, us Corinthians from Corinthia became Cornthwaite's"...We were merely cleared out.

Corinthian 2... "Thwaite! No wonder we are short of corn"!
by Dutchy111983 October 13, 2017
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Corntatered

The act of inebriation after the consumption of moonshine whiskey, made from corn and then proceeding to ingest large amounts of vodka, made from potatoes.
Person 1- Oh I feel like shit today!
Person 2- I know right you got totally corntatered last night.
by Clarence p October 26, 2019
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Cornteen

When you get lost in a corn field to smoke some weed while skipping school.
"Hey did you see Jim today? i think he might be cornteening because of the leaked pop quiz."
by Solias August 14, 2021
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Colenthian

Very attractive guy around 5’5 or so. Blessed with all the perfect characteristics for your ideal homeboy/boyfriend. Lightskin who has a great smile and a great smile. Knows how to make anyone smile at almost any point in time and originated in Ridgecrest.
Hey, have you guys seen a Colenthian or has he not shown up for class today?
by Johnathon Lewis November 23, 2021
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cornturd

A Cornturd, must contain whole kernels of corn (or easily recognizable partial kernels) mixed in, and throughout a common, human turd. Usually in a heterogenous mixture of corn kernels and feces.
A well defined, firm turd with a respectful circumference, being a variety of colors. May be buoyant, or a sinker. Usually found in a toilet bowel although, occasionally seen on sidewalks and streets. Rarely seen on floors in homes, motels, schools and supermarkets.
Easily identifiable by the obvious presence of corn kernels embedded in, and on the surface of an otherwise ordinary human turd. Usually considered semi rare. Often used in the contexts of jokes or used to describe a lowlife person.
-"Holy shit Jim, did you see the size of that cornturd loafing in the bottom of that toilet bowl, It was so big, it wouldn't flush!"
-"Well honey, judging by the obvious cornturd you left in the shitter, I don't have to ask you what you ate yesterday, ha, ha!"
-Bill mounted his enormous cornturd on a board and hung it on the bathroom wall, as a trophy turd.
-"Jonny is such a cornturd! He's always shitting on everyone!"
-"Every time we start having fun, you have to ruin it by being a fuckin' cornturd!"

-"Gosh Donna, you really must learn to chew your food better, you turds are full of corn!"
-"What, corn in my turds? I guess I made, a bona fide cornturd," Tim thought to himself.
by Pigiron9 April 28, 2022
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Mr Coventry

an fucking cunt math teacher that is an absolute disgrace to his students and is also rude to them. He also needs to get fired. and there are more things about him; E.G he is an asshole a bitch and many more bad things.
by lomolololololololol June 7, 2018
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mr cosentino

Me:That teachers an asshole
Friend:Yeah he's a real mr cosentino
by Dig bick big prick March 26, 2020
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