cornthwaite 

Cornthwaite...where the word 'thwaite' means 'the clearing of'. Thus, clearing of the corn. "CORNTHWAITE" Not to be confuzed with a cereal brand, named 'Cornflakes'.

Corinthian 1... "post biblical times, the english language dropped vowels in their wording...Thus, us Corinthians from Corinthia became Cornthwaite's"...We were merely cleared out.

Corinthian 2... "Thwaite! No wonder we are short of corn"!

cornthwaite by Dutchy111983 October 13, 2017

Crosthwaite 

A super-intelligent female who has loose morals when its comes to end-of-the-night bar hook-ups.
Often has a gaping vagina and/or anus (her preference).

Guy A - "That girl just got perfect on the midterm!"
Guy B - "Dude, I saw her at the bar the other night. She is such a Crosthwaite."

Crosthwaite by DisturbedIndividual March 27, 2009