coot slap

1. - When a woman has excessively large labia majora, she may pull on both lips spread like a butterfly, while riding a mans face, then proceed to slap him in the face with said lips.

2. - When a woman holds a mans head between her feet, repeatedly smacking his head into her vagina.

"Man I was eating her out last night, then she grabbed my head with her feet and started to coot slap me."

by BuccaneerGeek November 12, 2021

coot ah cunte

A better and nicer way to call someone a cunt

Man today my teacher was being a coot ah cunte

by cuntlord2378 June 2, 2024

Coot Flute

A slang term referring to the unconventional and intimate act of inserting a vape device into another person's vagina and inhaling from it.

At the wild party, Kris shocked everyone by attempting a coot flute with his partner, leaving the room in stunned silence.

by LazySGT May 14, 2025

coot scoot

to rub one’s sensitive parts upon inanimate objects, with the goal of self inflicted genital stimulation; clitorial awakening

Dude did you see Maria? She really knows how to coot scoot!

by cootscooter247365 July 16, 2025

dip coot

A yeast infection stemming from being eaten out by a guy who recently had a dip in his lip.

"Wow it hurts to pee because I have a dip coot"
"Dont tell me another dipper went down on you.."

by molllzzlllz October 9, 2016

flicking the coot

The less-intimidating term for female masturbation. It comes from the idea that one must move their finger in a flicking motion inside the cooter in order to do this properly.

When Taylor Lautner took his shirt off in Twilight, the twelve year olds in the audience began flicking the coot.

by notoriousB1G November 26, 2009

root coot

A dirty vagina or looks or smells horrible.

I was gonna fuck her but she had a root coot, I mean smelled like straight fish

by miss jazz in sc December 21, 2006