conker balls

Spikey testicles with regrowth after being shaved

I had sex with Martin and he had a right pair of conker balls

by LeeBeexx January 2, 2017

Coonkept

A shit head who pretty much sucks at all games. Cannot keep his word for shit and is always really mad. Rymize HATES Coonkept with a passion. Also referred to as con, coon, conkept, or idiot.

Oh my god Coonkept you said you would and you didn't....

by LilMackin February 16, 2018

Conkflippers

A slang term for an underwater creature that only eats first born babies and is rumored to be related to William Shatner. It manifests itselfs in the shape of unicorns or platypus (plural-platypi).

"Watch out for that huge conkflipper!"

"That was the biggest conkflipper I've ever seen!"

"I didn't know conkflippers were related to platypi!"

by pinkellies41 March 31, 2009

clonkle

onomatopoeic term for when a golf ball sits in low but loose rough. the ball is playable - but just.

my ball was clonkled in the grass.

by nebiru100 December 2, 2011

Conkering

The act of slapping a used tampon on someones face... swinging it like a conker fight.

Ali has just come on and took Chris by surprise by conkering him with her tampon.

by Conkered November 3, 2017

Clonkside

A term for a "know it all" or "smarty pants". Someone who thinks they are smart but haven't got a clue, hence the name clonkside, slightly resembling something scientific, but actually being complete nonsense.

Contrary to what he believes, he is simply a clonkside.

by Dogaron December 27, 2017

chonkasaurus

Noun. A chunky dinosaur

Hey do you see the size of that chonkasaurus? He’ needs to go on a diet!

You are such a chonkasaurus! You should go on a diet and fix your life style.

Please have your chonkasaurus fixed/neutered! It has impregnated all 70 of my Nargles.

by ChinkyChonkasaurus February 20, 2021