Friend: "What wireless company does your grandmother have?"
Other friend: "Consumer Cellular."
Friend: "Oh, I should have guessed."
Other friend: "Consumer Cellular."
Friend: "Oh, I should have guessed."
by soowutthegreat May 18, 2021
He consumes salt.
He protecc and he is thicc.
He always will eat salt out of the pretzel bag for you.
Sometimes he is depresso espresso, and sometimes he is happy padappy.
He protecc and he is thicc.
He always will eat salt out of the pretzel bag for you.
Sometimes he is depresso espresso, and sometimes he is happy padappy.
Guy 1: "Bro I'm not gonna eat that salt out of the pretzel bag"
Salt Consumer: "Don't worry bro I gotchu"
Salt Consumer: "Don't worry bro I gotchu"
by blockpixelz June 20, 2022
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😱:Kidnapping is an Easter egg, you look at your consumer electronics, take a nap, and wake up bully from---
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by Anonymouse Donor October 27, 2020
A very formal way of saying ''Eat my ass, eat yo ass, eat his/her ass, etc.'', the meaning is of course based on the context or phrasing of the sentence.
Example 1:
Teacher: "Bob! Don't put your legs on top of the table!"
Bob: "You can eat my ass."
Teacher: "Excuse me?! How dare you say that! Apologize this instant!"
Bob: "Oh, I am sorry, let me rephrase that, I am allowing you to consume thine buttocks."
Example 2:
Prince: "Oh princess, oh the dear one, the beauty of this kingdom, I have always wished to see you this close, and as close as a woman and a man can be. I have tastes that you might question but, will you allow me to consume thine buttocks?"
Princess: "The fuck... Nah, let's not..."
Teacher: "Bob! Don't put your legs on top of the table!"
Bob: "You can eat my ass."
Teacher: "Excuse me?! How dare you say that! Apologize this instant!"
Bob: "Oh, I am sorry, let me rephrase that, I am allowing you to consume thine buttocks."
Example 2:
Prince: "Oh princess, oh the dear one, the beauty of this kingdom, I have always wished to see you this close, and as close as a woman and a man can be. I have tastes that you might question but, will you allow me to consume thine buttocks?"
Princess: "The fuck... Nah, let's not..."
by CoffeeK_ November 26, 2018