Cleavage Connoisseur

A person who is knowledgeable about the human female breast, and appreciates them, not only for their function and purpose in human anatomy and physiology, but for their aesthetic value which is judged primarily on form and authenticity.

I don’t ogle women, I’m a Cleavage Connoisseur.

by G.Wally October 23, 2008

Connecticunt

The name given to a cunt who lives in Connecticunt

That Sheila is a real Connecticunt.

by Hope you liked your coffee December 4, 2016

Falls Village, Connecticut

A teensy weensey town located in the magical land of the Housatonic river valley of New England. Only the most magnificent people reside there. It is also the ginger capital of the east coast, and a safe-house to many a red-headed step-child. The town boasts an impressive business district consisting of a liquor store, a weekend cafe and a newly opened general store that will probably close soon because no one actually knows about it. There is also a gas station. It's tourist attractions include an abandoned caboose on Main Street and the world-famous Oreo Cows on the Kellogg farm. Those who hail from this diminutive hamlet stand proud, as there are increasingly fewer of them. The town's population is said to stand at approximately one-thousand, but this number is made up largely of Newyorkers who only own summer homes in the F-Vizzle. They drive poorly and are often silently cussed out by the locals, so they don't really count.

-Where are you from?
-Falls Village, Connecticut.
-Falls Village Connecticut??! Land of the Gingers?! Can I have your autograph??!

by aplate December 3, 2010

connect

a drug supplier, usually dealing in large quantities

I just called my connect...I should have what you need in an hour.

by Jay Jerk July 11, 2004

connui

Pronounced "con-nwee."

The general malaise, emptiness, and sadness experienced after a comic book, sci-fi, or other large convention where many great moments were shared with friends and loved ones.

From the french: ennui, meaning boredom.

"Now that I am home, I have some serious connui."

by NotTheMama January 28, 2008

connecting the bots

A reference to all the Russian-based bots, that when all connected, lead straight to Putin and therefore, Putin’s Bitch.

All of the low-level thugs paid to make it all happen has made it especially easy to track them and so now we are all finally connecting the bots!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 21, 2019

loose connections

Shorthand for bad wiring in a person's brain resulting in bad behavior.

He definitely has some loose connections.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 16, 2019