confused fish

When your dick is not quite flaccid and not quite erect.

Elvis would have fucked all night but he had a confused fish.

by Notable Peasant December 7, 2016

Confussled

When a person feels confused about which hole they have to stick a dick in.

John was confussled about where he had to stick it. Was it the ear? The mouth?

by THD11051849 August 11, 2010

Racially Confused

One who is confused or unaware of their own race.

That white guy must be racially confused otherwise he wouldn't be rapping.

by Maddy K 99 April 19, 2010

Confused

A term often associated to someone whom doesn't know their front from their rear.

When someone thinks they are in love but are really just looking for a filler of space.

When someone thinks they love their job, but are just in it for the status.

Adam Stauffer was confused about his sexuality, so he went with the first thing that knocked on the door.

by Professor Billy March 20, 2009

confuser.

a person who confuses words, sometimes will use words that are completely unrelated to the word they mean to use.

The boss has been sadamizing me to get those reports in, you know like putting the presssure on me.
No no, thats not what sadamizing means, you are such a confuser.

by hary the fatness May 29, 2007

Confussed

Being confused to the point of being fussy about the issue.

"But I don't know, ummphff, why cant I get this? Waaaaa!"

"Don't get all confussed about it!"

by Word Burglar April 29, 2009

pigmentally confused

A white girl or guy that acts as if they are black. Another way of calling someone a Wigger.

That white girl is trying so hard to be black. Yeah she's pigmentally confused.

by Honky Hater January 13, 2008