competitive sniping

A sniping game type usually played on Modern Warfare and has a popular Youtube channel known as SniperLeaderBoardOG

rM JumPyyy: yo envy wanna go play some competitive sniping vs Xgen?

rM Envy: yeah, sure lets go pwn some n00bs!

by Squeakist June 2, 2012

competitive cheerleading

Its a sport. For all you high school athletes who think your better than us your wrong. you barley play state wide mabe. we go to world competioins that you have to be invited to. AND we dont just go against one other team. it can be anwhere form 2-50(at worlds). if you have ever seen a gymnast tumble we do the exact same things! you throw a ball i throw a girl and catch her too.

competitive cheerleading competitions like the Disney wide world of SPORTS is held in disney world and you have to get a bid to go. (basically get invited) to compete against 50 teams for a world title

by an athlete September 28, 2012

Kenosha Quickdraw Competition

An event that took place between an armed Kenosha Kyle and a legally-challenged libtard with a Glock, which resulted in the former party “vaporizing” the latter’s right arm despite being knocked down and clearing a misfire.

Imagine having the advantage tactically and still getting smoked by a kid because your reaction time is comparable to a sloth taking a shit, then fucking up your witness testimony in court and getting (figuratively) smoked again.

That is the essence of this competition. You might be a little slow at the range, but you’ll never be slower than Grosskreutz.

Friend 1: “So who’s that guy in the video?”
Friend 2: “Gaige Grosskreutz. Dude was shot after pulling a Glock on Kyle.”
Friend 1: “Man, that’s gnarly. Guess he just lost the Kenosha Quickdraw Competition.”

by -LongSchlongSilver- January 5, 2022

COMELEC

A Filipino institution generally tasked to officially rig the elections and cheat and disenfranchise the apathetic population of the Philippines. Used to be a well respected institution in the times of Davide and Yorac et. al, it is now infested with Moron, Asshole, Dumbass, and Bigot.

That spawn of Satan of a President sure knows how to handle her Comelec!

Those three retarded douchebags at Comelec just quoted the Old Testament to justify their ban on gays to be represented in politics, I wonder if they will also ban eating shellfish (Lev. 11:10) and wearing
a shirt made of polyester and cotton (Lev. 19:19).

by jellodings December 16, 2009

comeldory

An urban legend sometimes seen and constantly referred to as the worst XBox 360 player known to thousands.

Damn man, you play fifa as bad as comeldory!

by JimmyToleman October 17, 2010

compensation car

A car, usually a Hummer or Jaguar, that identifies that a man is covering up for his small penis.

Yesterday I saw my Asian co-worker run crying out of work, the next day he bought a hummer. Clearly a compensation car.

by Redneck Prep December 9, 2010

academic competition

Any competition directly relating to material learned in an academic environment that sends feelings of trepidation down one’s spine when mentioned, in which the participants are still attending some form of school attempt to show off their acquired knowledge.

Spelling Bee, Geography Bee, Math League, Knowledge Bowl, Knowledge Masters, Academic Triathlon, Robotics Team, Model United Nations, Intel Science Talent Search, etc … are examples of academic competitions.

by Misha Estrin November 23, 2014