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Comparing Shades of shit

When two things are both shitty and awful, but someone wants to whataboutism something else shitty.

Youre just comparing shades of shit.

They both are shit. It's not a competition. Stop trying to one up shit. If they're both shit. Stop splitting grey hairs.
Jess is an unemployed loser
Yeah but what about your bother John.

You're just comparing shades of shit.
by tepest January 2, 2024
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Compelting

The requirement to no longer pay off a debt
I had resigned from my job and due to the company policy’s spelling mistake, I was in a compelting position
by The Jomies February 4, 2026
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Poor Computing

When you have a 10 year old PC, which doesn't run modern software, but you try to make it run anyway.
My poor computing machine cannot run youtube directly, so I download the videos and run them locally.
by davidiw June 14, 2011
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digital computing

A computation done by a machine through the use of electrical energy and radio waves to connect and complete corresponding tasks.
Multiplayer games require internet connection to complete the digital computing of projecting other players.
by 1m1m0 September 5, 2022
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Emotional Composting

Stuffing all your emotions down so you don't have to deal with their consequences to the point where they decompose and sew the seeds of healing.
After stuffing all my emotions for twenty years, now I can use emotional composting to learn how to deal with them better
by Spooky_1313 January 5, 2025
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Relativistic Computing

The art of exploiting the freaky time and space distortions predicted by Einstein's Special Relativity to make computers do wild shit. The core idea: if you move a processor or memory at a significant fraction of light speed relative to another part of the system, time literally slows down for the fast-moving part (time dilation). This could let you perform ultra-fast calculations from a slower-moving observer's perspective or solve problems where synchronization is fucked by relativity.
Example: Imagine a financial trading AI hosted on a satellite in a super-fast orbit. From Earth's perspective, its clock ticks slower. It could run millions more simulated market scenarios in what feels like a blink of an eye down here, executing trades before its earthbound competitors even finish booting up. Alternatively, a "relativistic blockchain" where consensus is achieved by comparing timestamps from nodes moving at different velocities, making it unhackable unless you can mess with the fabric of spacetime itself. It's Relativistic Computing.
by Abzugal January 24, 2026
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Spacetime Computing

A next-level concept beyond relativistic computing that uses the gravitational aspects of Einstein's General Relativity for information processing. The idea is to exploit the warping of spacetime itself—like using the gravity wells of black holes or the stretched fabric around massive objects—to perform calculations. Think of it as using the universe's geometry as a computational substrate. Time dilation isn't from speed, but from gravity.
Example: A "black hole server farm." You lower a sealed compute pod toward the event horizon of a small, artificial black hole. From the perspective of distant operators, time for the pod grinds almost to a halt due to intense gravity. The pod performs an impossibly complex calculation (like modeling climate over millennia) in what feels like a few hours of external time. You then retrieve it, having effectively performed vast amounts of computation in a short external timeframe. It's the ultimate overclocking—using gravity to freeze a processor's clock so it can do more ticks relative to the outside world. It's Spacetime Computing.
by Abzugal January 24, 2026
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