cockfockery

shenanigans and misbehaviour

I've had it with your cockfockery!

by SinbadthePirate March 29, 2011

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cockblocker

its when someone blocks the cock

i mean..whatifjakewantedtodosomethingwithdirksthingwhentheygothome? such a cockblocker - Broadway Karkat ( Jordan )

by such a cockblocker September 3, 2018

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When someone has been hardcore friendzoned but cockblocks anyone from getting anywhere near their crush. They especially cockblock on social media, always the first to comment on their crush's pics with heart or kissy face emojis trying to appear to others as if they're more than a friend to their crush. Some friendzoned cockblockers may not even realize they're in the dreaded friendzone making them look extra pathetic.

To your friend: yo that's the girl i'm into but her friend keeps mean muggin me and it's weird.

Friend: nah don't worry about her dumb ass, she's just a friendzoned cockblocker.

by b00mb1tch September 20, 2016

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cockblocker

A guy who tries to steal another guys girlfriend/date etc.

by Anonymous March 20, 2003

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Floppy Titty Cocknocker

A slutty fat girl who has saggy breasts

I scares me to see a floppy titty cocknocker run a marthon

by Krystal July 12, 2003

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Cock Knocker

Used frequently as an insult, Cock Knocker refers to a person of either sex who grabs or pats a mans crotch. The act of Cock Knocking has two meanings: 1) A way for one male to congratulate another male similar to American football players patting each other on the rear. or 2) A sexual advance toward a male by a person of the either sex.

You are such a cock knocker.

by JediAndi April 4, 2003

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