When I quit my job before I had another lined up, I ended up giving myself the cocken.
Oh man, that car just cut you off before the intersection! You got the cocken!
Oh man, that car just cut you off before the intersection! You got the cocken!
by WuBang3R January 19, 2006
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The darker and more twisted and gay version of freddy Kruger. Cocker started as a promiscuous and over the top gay man where he would go and find younger teenagers and turn them gay. one night he crossed paths with the boyfriend of a larger 300lb fat chick and turned him gay. this upset her so much when she caught them in bed together that she fainted on top of cocker and killed him. now he hunts the living in there nightmares in-visioning long and steamy gay images. on his left hand is the gloved hand with 4 eight foot dongs attached to them. every night his helper the love he lost aguadots unsuspecting men in bars so Freddy cocker can have his way with them.
what ever you do Freddy cocker will anal rape u.
The darker and more twisted and gay version of freddy Kruger. Cocker started as a promiscuous and over the top gay man where he would go and find younger teenagers and turn them gay. one night he crossed paths with the boyfriend of a larger 300lb fat chick and turned him gay. this upset her so much when she caught them in bed together that she fainted on top of cocker and killed him. now he hunts the living in there nightmares in-visioning long and steamy gay images. on his left hand is the gloved hand with 4 eight foot dongs attached to them. every night his helper the love he lost aguadots unsuspecting men in bars so Freddy cocker can have his way with them.
what ever you do Freddy cocker will anal rape u.
by guynnie November 12, 2010
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Get the Nigger Cocked mug.During egg production, the male chickens are ground up and used as feed. A cockery is a mythical place you tell children that roosters go after when they are "discarded."
I felt a great disturbance in the cockery, as if millions of roosters suddenly crowed out and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.
by rubicante1 August 3, 2007
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by SNthemanfromMDandNY May 17, 2006
Get the majorly cocked mug.Slang for a wanker,(who may or may not also be a dog). It's very apt because it fuses the words "cock" and "spank" while triggering the amusing visual of a cocker-spaniel dog.
"If you were a dog, you'd be a cocker-spankiel!"
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"I thought you were alright but I realise you're actually a cockend"
"I thought you were alright but I realise you're actually a cockend"
by Dan 88 November 1, 2007
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