COBBLAW

COBBLAW is always written in upper case. COBBLAW immediately and without exception will cause any obstruction to what you are trying to accomplish to be removed. This includes people, technical problems, natural occurrences, and general shenanigans. Invoking COBBLAW exempts you from all other law. To invoke COBBLAW, simply yell it aloud, type it into the appropriate machine, or write it over whatever the current problem is.

Jordan could not get his SQL query to return the correct results. Realizing this is the perfect situation for COBBLAW, Jordan erased the query and entered 'select * from COBBLAW'. The server immediately returned the result he was looking for.

by Rusty G. Shackleford May 20, 2011

Clobbler

1- a muti-directional form of movement on two legs with little to no coordination.
2- an excentric form of shoe making not used since the 17th century.
3- a heavy whipped cream served with bread pudding.

1- After a slight fender bender, the driver of the first car appeared to be clobblering to the side walk.
2- The king of spain commissioned shoes from the clobbler.
3- My bread pudding was served with too much clobbler.

by Clobblerer27 December 21, 2018

chobblesome

When something / someone is worthy to talk about.

"Have you seen his new house?"
"Yes, it's very chobblesome"

by amuuen June 23, 2022

Chobblesome

1)Something that is talkworthy.
2)Worth talking about for positive reasons.

Your outfit looks very chobblesome today

by ChoblesomeGrian June 23, 2022

chobble

to bite hard on something with one's teeth

If you chobble boiled sweets, you may break your teeth

by w. t. hastings November 3, 2003

Chobbler

Cross between a chobba and a wanker

"Look at this guys driving - what a chobbler"

by perruzo October 7, 2009

cobbler

A kitchen worker that possesses no useful skills and is considered absolute rock bottom in the culinary field. This person is not deserving of the term shoemaker. A cobbler is characterized by frequent burning of foods, tasteless end products, unsightly plated entrees, poor sanitation practices, and a general sense of worthlessness.

Chef 1: "Did you taste that garbage Philly put out for the reception?"

Chef 2: "Yes, unfortunately. Apparently, the best he could muster."

Chef 3: "Poor bastard thinks he's a Chef; just a cobbler after all."

by Hobo2 September 24, 2008