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Cash For Clunkers

Because the 1st definition is completely false, I am forced to bring in the facts for this relatively simple concept.

Cash for clunkers was a program that allowed consumers to trade in their old "clunkers" for a 7500 dollar or more rebate for a newer, more fuel-efficient car. The car had to be MORE than 25 years old, had to have a mpg of LESS than 18 and the trade in had to be more fuel efficient. Because of Cash for clunkers, GM was saved. As a result of continuing profits, GM was able to pay back the government with interest way ahead of schedule.

This is one of the smartest decisions the government has made in recent history.
"With Cash For Clunkers, I was able to trade in my old pickup truck for a brand new toyota camry! Because of this, I can spend less money on gas and actually put food on the table"

- actual person
by DeadAym October 16, 2011
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Chunklets

A poor orphan child of slang, resulting from sleep deprivation, excessive sugar consumption, and mild but manageable crack addictions. As evidenced by other entries, it lacks any real definition, or function, but is akin to the word 'fuck' in that it can serve as virtually any part of speech or intended definition as given by the context.

Unfortunately, it is far less satisfying to say than 'fuck', and furthermore, if one were to ask a sorority girl for a quick, string-free 'chunklet', one would get a much less satisfying result.
Simple formula: take valid English sentence. Add tone indicating desire for attention and approval. Replace key verbs and nouns with the word 'Chunklets.' Instant greatness.
by Truth.Reality.Unfiltered. April 13, 2009
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Cleavage Clunker

A man or woman who is obsessed with "cleavage". Hence grabbing the women's cleavage.
Jan, Nick is such a cleavage clunker. The whole night Nick kept on trying to grab my cleavage!
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crunkle

A creepy uncle, the kind who hits on friends of his niece
Emma limited her Crunkle's access to her facebook page because she knew he would only use it check out her hottie college friends.
by dunkalicious January 17, 2008
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Crunkle

A word that describes the thin film of dead skin and saliva on either side of the corner of your mouth.
She has crunkle on her lips.
by Shively July 11, 2007
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Clunklenunk

used to describe something or someone so utterly stupid that it’s ridiculous how they’ve made it this far in life.
(pronounced clunk-el-nun-k)
“Dude, my friend thinks the earth is flat because of something he saw on instagram.”
“what a fucking clunklenunk. how the hell did he gat laid?”
by Spiral_spiral December 22, 2025
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chunkle bum

"Oops, I just fell over in the fertiliser."
"Oh, you chunkle bum!"
by tom May 27, 2003
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