in vino fertilisation

Pregnancy as the result of large quantities of alcohol.

Our son was the result of in vino fertilisation; we were incredibly drunk and forgot to use a condom.

After Callum rejected the idea of having any more children, Molly got him shit-faced and performed an in vino fertilisation.

by aligateronline August 10, 2010

Fertiliser

A capitalism shit to grow fake food

"Sergei, why are you growing turnip in capitalism shit?"
"You mean fertiliser?"

by A Communist Spy April 23, 2019