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clobbered

To be completely out of your mind intoxicated.
Last night I drank A LOT of alcohol, I was clobbered.

I really wanna get clobbered at the party this weekend.
by Lyss Pliss June 5, 2006
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Clobberthon

1. A romantic interlude spanning more than 3 hours.
2. A romantic interlude consisting of multiple attempts at and completions of sex. Note: The use of E.D. remedies (Viagra, Levitra) will re-categorize the acts and the term clobberthon no longer applies. See "Bob Dole on a Roll"
I met a freak at the club and brought her home... It was Clobberthon 2006".
by Justin Schmidt April 6, 2006
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Clobberknock

to hit someone with the 'front' of your fist repeatedly; to hit someone like you are knocking on a door; hitting like a girl
Sally clobberknocked me for calling her mom a slut.
by Livey P February 7, 2007
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clit clobberer

a male who is extremely good at stimulating the clit with his fingers or tongue, therefore "clobbering" it. usually a male with a lot of sexual expirence.
Dude, shane's a clit clobberer. He rocked that clit all night long.
by young jared allen #29 June 7, 2010
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Clobbler

1- multi-directional form of movement on two legs with little to no coordination.
2- an excentric form of shoe making that went out of style in the 17th century.
3- a heavy whipped cream served with bread pudding.
1- After a slight fender bender, the driver of the first car seemed to be clobblering to the side walk.
2- The king of spain commissioned shoes from the clobbler.

3- My bread pudding was served with too much clobbler.
by Clobblerer27 December 21, 2018
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closet clubber

someone who claims they don't socialize or patronize areas eg. clubs but deep in secret they have the latest edm remix playlist. Behind close doors, they unleash that party animal inbred within them and jive like there's no tomorrow.
I think Jenny's a closet clubber. She's so angelic in classes but I heard from my dorm-mate she blast Hardwell mixes in her room during revision weeks.
by broccolidude June 30, 2015
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clubber

Urban Copenhagen social stigma:
A person wearing extremely tight clothes, combined with being seemingly underweight!
Fancying himself/herself as such a cool high-end Pete Doherty type of original character, but in the end just looking like you average heroin addict.
Clubbers are commonly found in places like Luux, the infamous Dansebaren and events like I Am and the like.
Clubbers celebrate each other and amongst clubbers the word "Clubber" i as positive
term.
About a place
Q: Are you going to Luux to night?
A: Are you kidding me? The place is stuffed with clubbers

About a person
What a hiddeous little clubber

Among Clubbers:
"Martin you are one of Copenhagens finest Clubbers"
"Clubber for life, baby"
by nbx March 6, 2009
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