In pottery class the teacher cuts individual portions of clay off a large block with a wire.
With that example, when you are wearing a thong and you have to hold it (poop). Sometimes you cant hold it long enough and it comes out... it cuts through the "clay". Even if you aren't actually crapping yourself its a funny reference to use when you need to use the restroom.
With that example, when you are wearing a thong and you have to hold it (poop). Sometimes you cant hold it long enough and it comes out... it cuts through the "clay". Even if you aren't actually crapping yourself its a funny reference to use when you need to use the restroom.
Isabel: Oh my god! Hurry up and drive i have to take a pooooo!!
Katie: Hold it, we are almost there girl.
Isabel: Im seriously cutting clay right now, HURRRRRRY!
Katie: Dont shit yourself! You'll soil your D&G!
Katie: Hold it, we are almost there girl.
Isabel: Im seriously cutting clay right now, HURRRRRRY!
Katie: Dont shit yourself! You'll soil your D&G!
by Baroness Peaches de Edmonds December 4, 2011
Get the Cutting Claymug. by Big Steve September 4, 2003
Get the pump claymug. Joel: Hey, is that Clay Matthews of the Green Bay Packers?
Nick: Yeah he's only the most badass mofo ever to play football ever.
Nick: Yeah he's only the most badass mofo ever to play football ever.
by th3druminator August 17, 2011
Get the Clay Matthewsmug. According to the late Roger Mellie (that bloke off the telly) "Gaseous Clay" is the name given to flatulence assisted stools which, due to their high air content, float like a butterfly on contact with the water in the toilet pan. unfortuately, as they have a high exit velocity, they also sting like a bee
by cheezy geezer December 29, 2004
Get the gaseous claymug. by PATendy September 18, 2012
Get the Clay Niggermug. 1) the gay runner up in american idol
2) the runner up in a non-racially viased show
3) a short hobbit
4) a man who is in love with a man (aka homo)
5) a person who has no friends and should be called a claymate because she is so femanine
2) the runner up in a non-racially viased show
3) a short hobbit
4) a man who is in love with a man (aka homo)
5) a person who has no friends and should be called a claymate because she is so femanine
"you are such a clay aiken, dude. go away"
"i don't do that sort of thing. the closest to you i'll ever be is if my foot goes up your ass. go back to p-town."
"i don't do that sort of thing. the closest to you i'll ever be is if my foot goes up your ass. go back to p-town."
by i_am_jesus September 22, 2008
Get the clay aikenmug. White clay wasted is a term used in western nebraska, it represents getting so drunk that you black out and do crazy things like our native heritage used to do. Shit faced beyond belief
by Perkocet420 July 8, 2012
Get the White Claymug.