mall carnies

Those people who bug the shit out of other people to sample their wares or services they offer as you walk by them, usually kiosk workers.

I act like i'm talking on my phone as I walk through the mall carnies so they don't hound me.

by mondomoon28 August 26, 2013

Todd Carney

Good mate, family man, big willy and always thirsty his piss. Shout out to my boy Marroooo your the man

Marro give us a fuckin todd carney

by Lillie Greiner June 11, 2018

Marco Carnes

A big eared need who has a gross beard and won’t hold a hand till he’s touched fifty or perhaps a little kid.

“Is that Marco carnes? I don’t like marco carnes.

by Carnesh8r August 15, 2018

carnie slut

a person who takes unnatural pleasure in satisfying the needs of carnival workers.

she left with the ferris wheel operator. what a carnie slut.

by sheisty mc sheisterson April 9, 2008

Suicidal Carnie

A sex act which uses a normal man, a midget of any sex, and an old fashioned hanging gallow. The man positions himself under the gallow and begins to jack it while the midget positions itself in the traditional hanging style. At about the time the man has reached climax the midget pulls the rope releasing the drop floor and falling on top the mans penis to achive orgasim. "The Suicidal Carnie"

Man 1-Did you see that horrible sex act?

Man 2-Yes,what was it called?

Man 1-The Suicidal Carnie.

by ANG243 August 1, 2008

Carnie hands

A girl with a butter face, midget arms, and super tiny hands that make your penis look huge when they are wrapped around it

Also, vaguely sounds like a T-Rex when they scream.

What the fuck is wrong with you, did you just Eiffel Tower Carnie Hands?","Yup

by whatthefuckdidijustdo September 16, 2010

carne grande

spanish version of big meat. used when you want to be discreet

guy: hey baby girl: wats up guy: want some carne grande? girl: whats that? guy: youll see

by jonathan92c March 16, 2008