Coo-Coo Clocking 

(V.) The process whereby the penis protrudes the hole of a pair of button-less boxer shorts, it happens repeatedly and is unwanted.

Jared should have chosen another pair of boxers for the big tennis match, he was coo-coo clocking throughout all five sets.

Henry's boxer button broke off yesterday, he coo-coo clocked all day.

Coo-Coo Clocking by Homeboy Bird May 11, 2007

Clicking Meal Ticket 

What you are when you run out of ammo in a zombie survival game. The sound of the gun clicking brings all the zombies forth. It's their dinner bell. This is incredibly problematic when at higher levels in Call of Duty: Nazi Zombies. All you can do is run in fear as your empty chamber clicks away.

Random 12 year-old: Shit man, Fuck. Im out of damn ammo.
Mature Adult: Hahaha. You are now a Clicking Meal Ticket!

Clicking Meal Ticket by Soreru September 18, 2014

Cracking her cunt

The female equivalent of "busting your balls"

I told my mom I was busting her balls and she said she didn't have any balls. I therefore deduced I was cracking her cunt as I lightly joked around with her.

Jill: Hurry up and get ready Tina, all the makeup this side of China ain't gonna make you look good.
Tina: O quit cracking my cunt Jill, not all of us can be gold digging whores with natural good looks.

Cracking her cunt by CharliePowerHouse May 31, 2015

Cracking a Wadders

Masturbating while at work.

Man 1: Where's Mike?
Man 2: I don't know. He must be cracking a wadders again. We'll have to wait.

Cracking a Wadders by Barmy Army October 10, 2017

cracking cheese 

another way of saying smegma

it was that day that it happened.it was an ordinary day and i had just woke up so my vision was still blurry.i could just make out the outline of a woman and my dick.as my vision got better i saw that it was my mom,charlie.she hopped on top of me and landed on my dick,which was rock solid.she was moving so fast that i didn't know what she was doing until i felt my dick slip in her tight,warm,juicy and hairy pussy.we then had the biggest orgasms of our lives. after that moment my mom got pregnant with my son and since that day i hadn't thought about washing my dick.she pulled my pants down and as she rolled back my foreskin she said your dick stinks.it was then that my worst nightmare happened two men came through my wall. one said always swallow with a smile and the other said cracking cheese i see. i then fainted then woke up in my bed. it turned out i had a wet dream but i remembered this always swallow with a smile and cracking cheese i see.

the end

cracking cheese by charlie jayne January 1, 2018

Clawking 

The action of claw sharpening performed by a cat on furniture and soft furnishings.

The damn cat has been clawking the sofa again !

Clawking by Kit E Khat February 8, 2018

Clocking Out 

When one of the Bois decides to go home early to chill with his girl friend.

Nate:"all right I'm going home early today Bois. "
John:"Nate's clocking out on the bois"

Clocking Out by Alpha_Ranga August 8, 2020