chrismahanakwanzaka

Politics politics politics...You just can't say Merry Christmas anymore, we have to be politically correct and address everyone's frickin' holiday! So here it is, cover all bases with this: Merry, Happy, whatever the hell you celebrate, Chrismahanakwanazaka Beeotch!

Are they Jewish, Christian, or African? Don't know? Say this: Merry Chrismahanakwanzaka!

by MACLOVER January 2, 2008

Chrismukkah

Apparently celebrated by Jews for Jesus, according to this pamplet I was given on the F train. Not to be confused with Groundhog Luther King Day, which isn't celebrated by anybody. Yet.

Jew for Jesus: Happy Chrismukkah!
Me: No.

by Harris Bergstein December 25, 2006

William Chrisman High School

In Independence, MO. A high school that rocks out with its' cock out.

John: "Dude which school did you go to?" James: "William Chrisman High School, of course."

by Kristenevol December 10, 2011

chrismaka

A mixture of Christmas and Hannukka used by kids who r half catholic and half jew and who celebrate both holidays

Happy Chrismaka to you

by Nick Kos, Alex Barnett December 17, 2004

Chrismukkah

A mixture of the holiday of Christmas and Hannukah (as seen in the O.C.). Also a perfect name for so-called "Christmas-time" get-togethers.

I'm having a Chrismukkah party...wanna come?

by ReyZ December 9, 2003

Merry Happy Chrismahannukwanzaka

A mixture of the holidays of Christmas, Hannukah, and Kwanzaa used to avoid offending people during the holiday season.

Sue: "Merry Christmas!"
Jan: "I don't celebrate Christmas."
Sue: "Oh. Merry Happy Chrismahannukwanzaka then."

by Autumn S January 6, 2009

Chrismonster

A person who is highly obsessed with another person named Chris. Can be altered by switching out the name for someone else's. ex: "Jakemonster".

Man, Annalee used to be a total Chrismonster; She used to be completely obsessed by him.

by dasNachtmahr May 14, 2008