chons

To fight, or 'chon-on'
From the term, punch on
pun-ch on- : chons

- She better not, or there'll be chons

by illlllay February 20, 2011

nork chops

Of the portly, well endowed and sometimes aged of the female sex.
When the lady/beast in question wears a bra that is far too small for massive jubblies.
The 'Nork Chop' refers to the skin that overhangs the bra itself.
Sometimes nice (fit babe), othertimes scary (portly woman) and downright wrong but kinda not bad if you don't admit to liking it, with the other. (Old women.)

CLARENCE: Steve,did you see that Lindsay Lohan's 'Nork Chops' in that '9 oclock News' segment? Id tap me sumofthat!
STEVE: I wouldnt say no to her in bed.but she wouldnt say yes.
CLARENCE: That's right. Rich bitches only go for rich guys. Or really ugly lesbians, who coincidentaly, usually own disgusting 'Nork Chops'.
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BARRY: Oh my god, that fat bird must have not cooked her 'Nork Chops' properly coz they're making me wanna
vomit just by looking at them.
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OLD LADY: Dennis dear, my falsies have fallen down my dirty pillows (Tits). Be a dear and fish them out for me.
DENNIS: I don't think so bitch. I aint going near your manky Nork Chops. You diseased maniac.

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish December 12, 2007

Choosey

someone who is choosey will only accept things that they like a lot or they consider to be very good. This person will not settle for less. Usually these type of people are from NASHVILLE,TN

"615.... choosey!!!"

Ex 2: she's so choosey, she always chooses the best things in life

by Girlsbelike June 20, 2014

mutton chops

Sideburns in excess of 2 inches in length. See also: Van Buren, Martin

Martin Van Buren had a mad set of mutton chops.

by WOTWIDTCI April 14, 2003

i choose you pikachu

Expression used by Ash when choosing to use his favorite pokemon, pikachu, in a battle.

"I choose you pikachu!"

by skydawg159 August 5, 2006

chewscrew

Waking up in a strange girls house, the day after the office Xmas party and realising what, and who you've just done.

"I can't believe you chewscrewed that slapper!"

by Homer Jay January 30, 2004

Choose your next words very carefully

1. A passive-aggressive threat to someone.

2. To warn someone off before things get violent

3. A response to someone who offended you.

4. Commonly used as a joke online.

Taylor: "It's sad. You turn out to be just like your father. A drunk, abusive, pathetic man with no meaning to live."

Mike: "Choose your next words very carefully"

by John Anonymous Doe December 10, 2016