Choff

Choff, A South African term (slang) for vape/juul.

“Let’s go outside to juul/vape”

would change to:
“Let’s go outside for a lekker choff”

by zee is a g July 14, 2019

choo choo marks

The act of getting Shit stains in the underwear from a lack of wiping the butt.

Man.. I did my laundry and I had to bleach my underwear due to choo choo marks

by Disel2013 March 29, 2017

Choo Choo real smoothin

To just be chillin or going with the flow

Friend: “Bro I’m so stressed out I didn’t study for this test.”
Me:“Can't relate. I’m choo choo real smoothin over here”

by mony p-p-pony February 8, 2019

Chooch on a Bagel

A game where a group of men over the age of 43 masturbate around a single bagel. They release their semen onto the bagel as fast as possible. The last man to ejaculate is dubbed “The Pussy Fish” and must eat the bagel whole. This game may only be performed if every player is crying.

That game of Chooch on a Bagel got really intense last night, I’m glad I let out all of my tears.

by Memelordicus July 3, 2019

Choftus

(Adj) Used to describe something which fails to live up to one's expectations.

Synonyms: Underwhelming, Disappointing

That midfielder's loan spell was particularly choftus.

by xG-Merchant May 10, 2021

Poo-choo train

Train made out of turds; created by Mr. Hanky on South Park as a way to reach the North Pole.

Hey kids, let's ride the poo-choo train and go see Santa!

by RatchetBoo July 7, 2003

Ah-choo

The noise you make when you sneeze.

Person: Ah-choo! *sniff* sorry, I got a bad cold.

by fhk x3 May 31, 2016