Triangle choking the chicken

Locking a chicken in the famous brutal MMA hold Triangle choke

Billy's family went to look for him on the farm, and found him in the barn triangle choking the chicken.

by RockinRob61 December 17, 2008

choking the carrot

When a male sexually exites himself until he reaches climax.

Yesterday Steven's mom walked in on him while he was choking the carrot.

by tekilashotz6969 May 1, 2006

choking the chicken

when a chicken somehow gets in your pants and you attempt to choke it but miss and start choking your dick. it happens to almost all males who live on or near farms that have chickens.

male 1: hey don't you be choking my chicken man
male 2; what chicken?
male 1; that chicken in your pants.
male 2; time to begin choking the chicken

by xxx_anonymouse_xxx November 22, 2015

Choking the weasel

To masturbate

Nothing. Just scoping tits; choking the weasel.

by ThatGuyInPants March 14, 2011

Scarf Choking

When you fuck somebody from behind on a cold night and you use their scarf as grip thus choking the bitch.

Ben: Yo I fucked a bitch so hard last night I wound up scarf choking her.

Tyrone: Damn dog you gave her a real good pounding

by Nguy69 November 16, 2019

Choking the turtle

Clenching one's butt cheeks to prevent a bowel movement.

I shouldn't have eaten that 7-11 burrito, I've been choking the turtle for the last 15 minutes.

by Johnny Quag September 23, 2014

Choking

Constantly going up big but ultimately losing it all in the end game after game.

Florida's basketball team has been choking ever since their current coach was hired.

by Waffl3nation February 2, 2020