That's chestnuts!

Another phrase for "That's bogus"

"I heard the opposing team won the game last night" " Dude, that's chestnuts!"

by TheKeyDifference September 9, 2020

Chestnut Stallion

If you get a Chestnut Stallion for your patronus you are most likely Megan Thee Stallion Yasssss Bish.

Person 1."What your patronus?"
Person 2."A Chestnut Stallion."
Person 1."So your Megan Thee Stallion"

by IMNOTAHUFFLEPUFF January 7, 2021

Red Chestnut

When a man has sex with a virgin woman, or one on her period, causing blood to get on the mans penis. Before he cums he pulls out and ejaculates on her chest. The man will the rub the blood on her chest as well.

He took her virginity and gave her a red chestnut last night.

by Dick Peterman June 4, 2018

Chestnut

The act of nutting on a woman during a hot, steamy titty fuck.

Guy: Dude, I had the best chestnut last night!

by Bigtittybith March 16, 2022

King Chestnut

A Compton rep that took over the city at a young age. Usually someone who succeeds at whatever they put their mind to. Boss playa!

Wow he really just turned King Chestnut on everyone. He running the game rn.

by Big Dog and nem November 22, 2021

Roasting Chestnut

A classic holiday sex move, one person fills their mouth with the hot sauce of their choice. The male partner then proceeds to tea bag their partner's hot sauce laden mouth until his nuts are ablaze. Said partner then rubs his roasting nuts on their chest until climax henceforth screaming "Happy Holidays ya filthy animal."

Dude last night I pulled a roasting chestnut on your mom underneath the mistletoe. That shit was on fire!

by LooseHawgs17 January 24, 2016

english chestnut

Exploding your love juice all over an english persons chest after from the 69 position.

we swiched it up in the bedroom lastnight, managed to pull off an english chestnut before passing out.

by filthy_minded April 7, 2017