A really old kind of wood that was used in antique furniture. Take it from an old-timer guys, if you get a chance to buy some for your "crib", do so.
You can brag to your woman something like this. You: "did you know that this end table is antique, made of genuine wormy chestnut?" Her: "Really, you must know a lot about antiques." You: "Well, you know, i just find them fascinating, and they are so much higher quality than the new furniture." Her: "I know, right?" (Knowing stuff about furniture always impresses the ladies.)
by ledbatz November 10, 2009
Get the wormy chestnutmug. The act of taking a green shit on your partners chest and dunking your junk in it and run it up their chin
by ManOfMayhem January 27, 2022
Get the asian chestnutmug. Complaining about something.
Person 1: "Did your mom say anything when you came home late?"
Person 2: "She was shooting chestnuts from the pussy, like always."
Person 2: "She was shooting chestnuts from the pussy, like always."
by dababy773 August 19, 2021
Get the shooting chestnuts from the pussymug. by lasaga November 7, 2017
Get the Chestnutmug. A messy chestnut refers to the act of a man pulling his erect penis out of a woman's vagina and ejaculating on the general chest area of the female. The man then sucks and inhales the semen into his own mouth until he collects it all. The woman opens her mouth and allows the man to spit the semen into her mouth and then let's it drip off of her chin and run back down her chest area.
by Daddy Johnson May 10, 2016
Get the messy chestnutmug. by gootz December 15, 2012
Get the Chestnut Chimneymug. by Bigtittybith March 16, 2022
Get the Chestnutmug.