cheatstard

A hybrid of a cheating bustard, where the stupidest man in the world not only cheats on his girlfriend but is too stupid to try and hide it so he get caught where she can see. As if this wasn't ittiotic enough, this Cheatstard has cheated with a fat ugly whore.

"We were staying a friends house and I found that cheatstard in bed with that fat ugly slut."

by Jazmanian devil July 27, 2015

Cheetosis

On a diet of only Cheetos, achieving a state of Cheetosis. A layer of orange dust upon the entire body marks success.

I'm on the Cheeto diet hoping to maintain a state of Cheetosis.

by Ocher Sonja February 23, 2019

Green Cheetos

a form of the word marijana

Lets go smoke some green cheetos

by Eazy-E P.T.C December 12, 2009

Bag of Cheetos

What you want to say to somebody over the internet. Its effect is as if someone used a racial slur. The offended party proves that they are, in fact, a bag of cheetos and are worthy of such a title.

Person: I don't know. I still say Donsld Trump is the worst president ever

You: Shut the fuck up, you bag of cheetos!

Person: What did you fucking call me?!

Hey, watch out for this troll. He's just a bag of cheetos!

by The guy who is a person January 6, 2019

Eating Cheetos

The act of rounding up all the homeless people of the neighborhood, sedating them with free booze, and then chopping off and consuming their genitals. Usually done for sexual pleasure.

That guy Ed went to jail for Eating Cheetos, but at least nobody hassled me for spare change today.

by Chester Cheetah February 9, 2007

hot cheetos

A sexy redheaded chick. Can be used as a noun or an exclamation.

Last night at the bar, my buddy told me to check out this ginger. Hot cheetos!

by Collar City Charlie March 22, 2011

cheats

someone who roots 2 chicks in the one night and is in yr 11.

leigh able

by hotstuff September 1, 2003