Cafeteria Joke

When you cum in a girls mouth and it sprays out of her nose.

Rachel was going down on me when I gave her the good ol "cafeteria joke'.

by The Cafeteria February 28, 2018

Cafeterior

Interior of a cafeteria where kids are hiding during a school shooting

Mason: damn where are the kids at
Autistic kid:screams
Mason: there in the cafeterior time to shoot em up

by .-. hi ._. March 2, 2019

Chefette

Fast food restaurant in Barbados, known for its broasted chicken, rotis and Wingdings. Chefette is the most popular in the island.

“I going to Chefette for some tenders. Wan’t a beef roti, Dennis?”

by barbadosrocks October 27, 2020

cemetery picnic

To engage in a sexual act with another living human being in a morbid setting such as a cemetery.

"I met her in the graveyard and we had a cemetery picnic..."

by Ladd Smith November 3, 2007

cafeteria blast

(noun) The stench inside a school cafeteria whilst they are serving something particularly non-fragrent, which seems to hit you like a wave as you walk through the door into the cafeteria, sometimes triggering the gagging reflex.

Shellie: So then she was all like "oh no you di'int" and i was like... WOAH!
Brittany: Talk about a major cafeteria blast! What are they serving today?
Shellie: Looks like some sort of amorphous glob passing for turkey with mashed potatoes.
Brittany: I think I'm gonna puke!
Shellie: I know it's soo gross! Let's go eat in the courtyard.
Brittany: Yeah, I don't know how people can stand to eat that crap.

by YouJustLostTheGame! February 2, 2010

Cafeteria Catholicism

The practice of refusing to eat meat on friday (because it is often recycled -- Tuesday's meatballs make Friday's Shepherd's Pie) when dining in a cafeteria.

Dude, that meat loaf looks nasty. Good thing I'm practicing Cafeteria Catholicism.

by aaaacarpet December 28, 2005

cemetery

A girl who's had an abortion

me nuh care fe sandra, she ah walking cemetery

by rheagradkowska8 May 16, 2014