Cantaloupe

A cantaloupe has a rough grey skin on the outside, but reveals tender juicy flesh in the middle. The mildly sweet and juicy flavor of cantaloupe makes it a perfect fruit. Cantaloupes are also commonly known as muskmelons, mush melons, rock melons and Persian melons. They really are a natural phenomenon.

'May I please have a cantaloupe?'

by Cantaloupes4Ever June 13, 2017

canter

easy.

this drawing is well canter.

by pat2811 July 4, 2016

Cantankerous Gnome

This word is Just an insult to throw at someone who is being cantankerous. It's usually followed by a pose with both fists in the air and an angry look on your face. Can also be followed by a "Gnome like" insult.

"I don't want to do that, it sounds stupid, I don't like this, I don't like that, waah waah waah"
"Damnit, you are such a Cantankerous Gnome! You wanna go stand in my yard and hold a candel? Or maybe live in a Tree?"
*Poses*

by Immortal-Jake May 18, 2006

cantibal

someone who eats a person, yet embarrassingly enough... cannot digest it.

"did you hear about jose.??? he made a stew out of that girl, but got sick after eating it."

"hah. thats what he gets. hes a cantibal.

by Slatoi February 9, 2009

canteloping

A game where one hides cut up cantelope (or honeydew) in an inconspicuous place for someone to find. If the person that finds the melons has an aversion to the fruit, the game is especially rewarding for the players.

Angela puked when she found the cantelope in her pillow case! Canteloping her is fun

by Sanjay claus December 19, 2016

cantbefucktivitus

A mental illness, caused by immense boredom of ones day job, stress, or a general lack of enthusiasm.

Sorry boss, I've got a serious case of Cantbefucktivitus

by Allan M September 14, 2018

Cant handle the heat

Used by the greatest niggas alive, used to show when someone cannot handle the heat.

William: This game is a cash grab.
Logan: No it's not.
William: You cant handle the heat nigga.
Logan: ...

by Tyrone + Requis April 8, 2021