Calum

a cool person who loves ducks and has very much rizz
Look at Jerome being a Calum bro
by Game Prime February 19, 2023
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Calum

If you ever come across a calum run for the hills. Calum may seem kind, loving and caring but once comfortable, calum will show his true colours. Calums are heartbreaks, don't give a fuck about anyone but themselves and I wish I never met a calum. Calums pretend to care about you and your problems but really he'll use them to break you down.
Omg... her ex is SUCH a calum
by Candle_burn January 23, 2024
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A Calum is a small creature generally associated with something like Golem from 'the lord of the rings' they tend to be small white males who hide in the darkness of their rooms waiting for their favourite youtuber to upload a video
Stop being such a calum and go out already
by Shamefvl_ March 21, 2022
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Calum Dunbar

A person who exposes nonces
Person1: I just pulled a calum dunbar
Person2: Another one down!
by Bigman86 January 11, 2019
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Calum Thompson

Everybody loves Calum Thompson
by SenseiC&M83 November 25, 2021
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Calum Redmond

A no good filthy Queensland cunt. Good at stealing girlfriends.
Untrustworthy
Two-faces
by IsisKarma November 09, 2011
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