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commander gooch

A person in position of authority. Often challenged by grunts who stand no chance at all. Also a Fearless leader who will go to war for you, and be the first one in and last one out. A “commander gooch” does not give a fuck about your excuses, only your production. Don’t be a piker and you’ll be on his good side.
Fuck bro! Commander gooch turned off my tools...I must be a piker.
by Qdizzle November 16, 2018
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Commander Cool

The coolest person to roam the earth is Commander Cool. He is the edgiest person ever, edgier than The Edge.
Who's that mad little 15 year old? -Some random dude
You're gay. -Commander Cool
by I am a christian man January 24, 2019
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Commander Soggy

Captain Crunch's arch nemesis, hell bent on making every cereal in the world soggy.
Oh no! It's Commander Soggy! Run!!!!
by BronkleThronkle June 11, 2019
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Commander Mole

Definition 1: A extremely copyrighted movie from the 70s

Definition 2: The 2nd greatest Minecraft Command Block User on Minecraft

Definition 3: a sex act where you tie the receivers knees onto the givers hips, tie the recievers feet around the givers waist, tie the recievers shoulders to the givers shoulders, tie the recievers elbows and onto the givers waist, tie the recievers hands to the Recievers feet, making the arms and legs behind the recievers back, this will restrain the recievers onto the cock of the giver, then the giver will get on a bed with both the recievers and givers heads on the bed, and start burying the givers cock into the recievers hole, the name for this derives from the complete control of the reciever the giver has, and the act of burrying your heads upside down while burying your penis into the hole, essentially looking like you are trying to burrow into the bed.
Def 1: Commander Mole is a bitch to plagiarize

Def 2: Commander Mole has the best commands

Def 3: I gave her the commander mole, she loved the rough play
by XGN IKILLU December 21, 2019
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Commander Chaos

A Twitchrp Character whomst was created by Zuthar13, Currently he is the leader of the Axis Of Evil. Criminal syndicate which is the home to many evil-doers. As of late he is extremely wanted.
Person 1: Did you hear what Commander Chaos did this afternoon
Person 2 : Yeah that was crazy as fuck
by CaptainSlothy February 11, 2020
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Commander Crunch

What you call someone when their timeframe for a task is 6-10 months
How is it Commander Crunch hasn’t been fired yet? What a useless sack of shit.
by Flop the beat April 3, 2020
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COMMANDER_OUNCE

Commander_ounce is one of out of two protectors of the creature(see defention)he was created on the planet FORT_KICKASS a very aggressive race.Known to attack other planets while aggressive FORT_KICKASS had been in a alliance of Mars,u ass bitch(see defination)
COMMANDER_OUNCE'S powers are the following
1.BADASS
2.KEEP MOM_FREAKE FROM DOING NO-ALIVE
3.INVINCIBLE EXCEPT FROM CLARMPTON

COMMANDER_OUNCE HAS LAST BEEN LOCATED IN WEST VERGINIA protecting crompton

Commander_ounce has fought in every single war but his faction is every war has veryed whether on cliftons anger problems
Did you see COMMANDER_OUNCE nuke the haps in ww2
by Commander_ounce December 3, 2020
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