Cry Closet

A quiet place where one can go to have a little personal time to regroup and compose themselves.

Dan: You really hurt Mark's feelings.

Ry: He'll get over it after a trip to the Cry Closet.

by BigDman August 19, 2013

but if you close your eyes

does it almost feel like nothing changed at all?

but if you close your eyes,
does it almost feel like nothing changed at all,

and if you close your eyes,

by notarealperson111 January 13, 2021

Closbian

A lesbian who has not yet declared her sexuality publically.

Bridget is such a closbian... when is she going to admit she is into Tabitha?

by Erin McHall April 24, 2009

Closeted Republican

A self-proclaimed democrat or liberal who's actions and opinions more closely resemble a republican or conservative. Also called a fashionable liberal.

He's such a closeted Republican. He claims to be against the death penalty but joined up on that band wagon lynch mob without a second thought.

by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009

closet metalhead

A person who thoroughly enjoys metal, rock, alternative or other headbanging music but doesn't express it or know it yet.

Alyssa loved rock n roll but kept it a secret for fear of what her parents or friends may think. She was a closet metalhead.

Pop music became repetative and annoying after a while, so Don turned to classic rock and found that he loved it. He was a closet metalhead all along.

by AngieInRealLife August 3, 2012

closet fetishist

A person who does not speak openly or tell others he or she has a fetish, typically sexual.

I am a closet fetishist of feet.

by Closet Fetishist December 23, 2014

Closet Smoker

Someone who smokes (nicotine mainly but it could really be anything)but not to the knowledge of others (partners, family members or friends.) Someone who keeps it very much in the dark and are usually obsessively defensive about the fact that they do indeed smoke. They often deny it while contradicting themselves with passing comments, behavioral pattern's and mannerism that resemble a smoker.

Surrounded by smokers, her eyes gleamed like a closet smoker} who craved a cigarette.

by smokerandproud14 November 15, 2016