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Cardinal Fitness

A rapidly growing fitness club located primarily in Northwest Indiana and the Chicagoland area. With a flat rate of $19.95 a month with a small sign up fee, Cardinal's prices give you the basic equipment you need to get in shape for a price that blows away its large competitors (e.g. XSport, Bally's, YMCA). Another upside of Cardinal Fitness is that you can workout without having to see sweaty euro-trash douchebags wearing white jeans and express graphic tees to the gym.
Dan: Dude let's sign up to Xsport for the summer.
Mike: And pay $90 more to workout in an overcrowded gym with outdated equipment while listening to the latest shitty techno remix? I'm going to Cardinal Fitness.
by Razmatazz42 June 16, 2009
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Cat Calling

Rude sexual remarks made by men passing women on the street. Usually “cat calls” are about the woman’s body as a whole or a certain feature.
Damn girl that ass looks fine”-Guy on the street

“Ugh, I’m so tired of cat calling!” -Woman the guy yelled at
by StrangeDefinitionsWithMe December 7, 2017
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Carina

Carina is an extremely gorgeous, amazing, funny, beautiful beyond words kind old soul. Carina is one of the really rare faithful, loyal women that will go way out of her own way just to be there for her man. She expects nothing in return for her generosity except a smile, and respect. If you are lucky enough to have a Carina in your life such as I am she is without a doubt the type of woman that you drop down onto one knee and give your last name to. If your lucky enough for her to except your last name all time in an eternity would simply just not be enough. I love you Carina more than I can demonstrate into words, and am so ready to start are eternity together.
All the beauty in the world pales in comparison to Carina!!
by Vinsanity87 June 5, 2017
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carinna

Carinna, as a name, means intelligence, beauty, humour and confidence. She will be motivational and caring, with a fun-loving edge. She is fiercely loyal and will stand by friends passionately. She is an asset to behold but may be hard to tie down. She can sometimes loose control and feel the need to be self distructive, if you come across a Carinna during this crazy time, look out!
Carinna also means smarthotfunnyedgycrazyfierce
by blondie1 February 6, 2010
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Calling Morpheus

To use a pay phone on the street to roll a joint, blunt, or hit a pipe.
I was rolling a joint downtown in manhattan and my friend bill is like "what are you doing over there Calling Morpheus?" and i turn around with a joint.
Any nefarious activity using a phone booth or kiosk falls under the calling morpheus umbrella. must be a landline not a closet or dark corner and your cell
by ari the greek January 11, 2008
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Calling Hogs

To snore; relating to the sound someone makes when they snore in their sleep
Husband: Goodnight sweetheart, see you in the morning. I'm going to sleep, if I start calling hogs nudge me.

Wife: If you start calling hogs and wake me up I'll do more than nudge you. I'll kick your sorry ass out of bed and make you sleep on the couch.
by Chicks Dig Me September 11, 2009
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cardinal c the nazi

Masculine Name: A cardinal c the nazi is a first class moron you promote in a big box environment in view to obtain results. A cardinal c the nazi will rule his regime like fake hitler, while getting rid of people with the most modern methodology, by dismissing them with or without cause (Please Note: His emphasis is on dismissals without cause as he does not have the skills nor the potential to pick up a law book, nor did he ever had the opportunity to do his college best where they just opened the door for him - like they would at DeVry).

The best way to avoid a cardinal c the nazi is by staying in school, and getting an education promptly, higher than college preferably.
Boss: In the office now!

Clerk: What now boss?

Boss: I was told you destroyed a computer. You will now get out of my store, you will not pass go, you will not get to claim your $200 which is your Statutory pay and your employment insurance! You are OUT!

Clerk: you fucking cardinal c the nazi - HOW DARE YOU!? How do you sleep at night? How is your dead grandmother doing????!
by CanYouHandleDaTruth January 5, 2014
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