Capri Sun Blowjob

When you’re scrolling through Tinder and you meet a girl who will trade Capri Sun juice boxes for oral sex. She’s definitely not homeless but may or may not have all of her teeth. Found in the finer parts of Eagle River AK, possibly by Carl’s Jr

Andy, how come you buy your juice in bulk at Costco? “Bro, you know I live the Pikachu life. Article 15s by day and Capri Sun Blowjobs by night. Looking for a new couch?”

by Plumbers Putty May 23, 2018

capri-sun

Best drink ever. Its the best AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!!!

Oh yeah, capri-sun tastes like a banger!

by SpicyChili69 March 27, 2023

sunrise capri sun

a popular alcoholic drink on the east coast. You mix juice with vodka and a couple of other things and call it a sunrise. Usually fixed at parties, and typically a chic drink.

Taylor- Yo what can I hit you up with?

Jennie- I think I want a sunrise capri sun

by mrmixer123 March 18, 2010

Capri Sunning

Instead of racking up lines, Capri-Sunning or doing a Capri Sun is snorting drugs directly from the bag via a note/straw

Pre Tense: I've got some coke if you want some, I can't rack here. Do you fancy Capri Sunning from the bag instead? *Passes bag with straw in it*

Past Tense: Holy shit! I just Capri Sunned 2 grams, I think I'm gonna OD!

by Gibsonion August 19, 2019

Capri Sun

The act of sucking a drink(usually alcoholic) through a straw. Similar to how fast you can drink CapriSun

Johnny Capri Sun every long island last night and got crosseyed

by hrent December 29, 2016

Capri-fun

BEST CAMP COUNSELOR EVER. Doesn’t get sun burns because she bathes in dog drool. Won’t let fibbers go to the camp nurse. Her catchphrase is “Sick!” Has a secret handshake with her cousin that is so secret they must recreate it every day for fear that it is compromised. Likes to have fun. If she could change all of the water in the world to a different liquid, she would change it to Capri-sun. Was almost names Spider-Pig.

Lesser Camp Counselor: Hey Capri-fun, are you going to let that kid go to the nurse?

Capri-fun: No, the kid ain’t siiiiick. He’s faking it. They’re faking it. They’re all faking it.

by Sugar Crash July 18, 2019

capri-some

What you get when you chill with Caprice and Capri sun

All I want is to smoke weed and have a capri-some

by Emanolios December 30, 2020