Cannabusiness

The fine art of selling weed.

"hey Aaron"

"ey"

"soo i uhh... heard you were in the business."

"what?"

"the cannabusiness?"

by scotty. March 10, 2008

cannabliss

A state of enlightenment and/or nirvana produced by marijuana. So smoke if you wanna.

A wave of canabliss hit me as i toked the joint.

by George May 13, 2005

Cannabisque

1. tasty rue-based soup that contains cannabis butter.

I ate that lobster cannabisque and got totally baked!

by Fotofly December 3, 2010

Church of Cannabinology

This is a church in which the belief system revolves around the practical and sometimes impractical use of cannabis sativa and indica. Much like the church of scientology, there is the use of stress tests at kiosks in malls, (they actually escort you outside to their 1974 Ford conversion van with the wolf howling at the moon paint job, and the stress test is just you hitting a vaporizer,) there are massive amounts of cash rolling into the church, and the church was founded by an egotistical writer by the name of B. Sam Verbeck. The differences lie in that the church of cannabinology is not anti-homosexual, it is not a cult, it's basically just a front for copious amounts of weed being dealt to the public with a tax free status. If you are to join the Church of Cannabinology, you'll see that many of life's problems go away when you get blazed and played Super Mario Allstars all day long.

Stoned dude: Oh my ganj! You gotta check out the stress test that the guys from the Church of Cannabinology are giving out!

Not stoned dude: You mean Scientology?

Stoned dude: No man, Cannabinology! Check out the kiosk, they blaze you out with a volcano vaporizer and some real heady nugs!

Not stoned dude: Cannabis H. Sativa! I'm there bro!

by Ben Verbeck May 7, 2009

Cannabisseur

someone who smokes, eats or just plain enjoys marijuana and or cannabis

Andrew you smoke so much weed you have become a Cannabisseur.

by Patrick420 December 3, 2007

Cannaisseur

An expert marijuana smoker, who will only smoke the best of the best, and can tell how any weed was grown with a simple smell.

Jonny gave away that bag, cause a cannaisseur don't fuck with bunk shit. :P

by Shiz Tokin December 13, 2014

Cannabisianism

The religious and entheogenic practices of Ritual Cannabis users. Marijuana is smoked or ingested to produce a psychoactive state of consciousness for religious and or spiritual purposes.

"Cannabisianism is what pot-heads believe in." or "Have you considered Cannabisianism as a world philosophy?" or "Those Cannabisians are just a bunch of pot-heads." or "Cannabisianists are just potheads."

by drivinsouth65 March 31, 2015