turd burgler

one who enjoys uphill gardenin. Also known as a fudgepacker.

lilys pastimes include turd burgling

by lily southam November 14, 2003

turd burgler

The pitcher not the catcher, a blatent ass bandit

Nooo you idiot, I'm the pitcher, you're the catcher

by a lgx January 15, 2004

burgle

a funnier way of saying "steal", usually used in light conversation.

stems from the word "burglary"

Don't burgle any more of my fries!

He burgled my virginity.

by Mtown March 10, 2008

Fred Burkle

Fred Burkle(played by Amy Acker),short for Winifred Burkle, became a member of the Angel gang when in Pylea Angel his gang came across her.They saved her and brought her back to her world that she had been take from five years ago(as of then).Then she was a member of Angel Investigations until Lilah Morgan said that The Senior Partners wanted them to take over Wolfram and Harts(an evil lawfirm,though Angel made it a good lawfirm) L.A. Branch.At Wolfram and Hart,Fred became head of the science dep.There,she got delivered a tomb that made her sick and hollowed her out to make a before-time god,Illyria.

Fred Burkle was in Pylea for five years.

Fred Burkle is a science geek.

Fred Burke became Illyria.

by an-angel-fan September 2, 2005

burple

1. The cross between blue and purple
2. When you burp and that bile/vomit comes up by accident.

"aahhh crap, i just burpled"

by ichiro October 13, 2003

hot burgle

When someone reaches inside your ass and literally steals your shit. The Hot Burgle typically coincides with sexual acts, but can also be achieved while the victim is sleeping or passed out.

Eric knew Kathy would steal his heart but he had no idea what he was in for until she hot burgled him.

by meatlocker January 16, 2011

poon burgler

a) A person who tries to burgle (steal by means of cock-blocking) the poon that you bring home on the weekend. they are too damn lazy to try to score their own 'nani', 'nizzle', or 'tang' but you can rest your ass assured they will be all over your new bitches shit the second you walk in the door.

b) an elynch

dude 1: "dude!!! don't be such a poon burgler. all you ever do is try to mac my poon! get some of your own instead of acting tough all the time!"

dude 2: "fuck son, what i look like to you?!?! elynch?"

OR:

"mneh, man, whats that all about?"
-world famous poon burgler

by Megan got thrown down the stairs June 11, 2006