Bronson

Smacking a woman in her vagina

She wouldn't shut up so I gave her a bronson

by Adt2chaos December 12, 2016

Bunson

1) A really hot chick with sex appeal, and lots of ass, hence, the BUNS-ON the BURNER. 2) Also known as a fox.

Synonym: Bloody
Antonym: Gutted

Derived from the Marion-Franklin chemistry class "bunson burner"; the gas torch.

Guy 1: Hey bro' look at ol' girl over there...
Guy 2: Daamn, she Bunson as hell!!!

Guy 1 (leaving his friends house): Aye yall, I'm out... headed to my lil'bunson's house...
The Guys: Aight, later...

Guy 1: Bro', keep it real, what did you think about my girl?
Guy 2: I mean, she straight... She ain't BUNSON though.

by slimbodandy February 4, 2010

Branson

To receive a gay sex act of oral or hand releif from a recently married man.

"look at him he's itching for a branson"

by gmagic May 15, 2006

bronson

Southern Australian slang for the process of wiping the sweat from your ass crack with your fingers and proceding to smear it across the upper lip of a friend, workmate, loved one or enemy.

I just gave my girlfriend a nasty bronson, I dont think I will be kissing her for a few days.

by ritwil August 3, 2006

I love you Bronson

Something I've been wanting to say for awhile. It pretty much captures my sentiments for you perfectly. And, y'know, sex, but that'll come later.

Girl: I love you Bronson
Bronson: Love you too

by Sailboats<3 September 11, 2011

National Fuck Branson Day

National Fuck Branson Day is a day where you fuck a guy named Branson on 01/22.

It's National Fuck Branson Day today. Guess I'm gonna rape him!

by Xxpussyslayer45 January 22, 2019

bronson

The term bronson (AKA Bronson Juice) was first used in reference to a can of Coors Light. Surfacing around the summer of 2001 it has since been generalized to describe any beer that comes in a 30-pack.

Yo, toss me an ice cold bronson

by TeddyG May 9, 2006