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Brobeque

When a group of bros get together for a barbeque with no chicks in order to jam out to Dave Matthews and Incubus, drink some Natty Ice and just chill.
Hey Roger, Kev's havin' a brobeque at his house tonight, round up all your bros and bring your best Nickelback c.d.
by Charlie Cannon May 26, 2008
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Brobeforehoeism

(brO-bE-fOre-hOe-ism); Noun; The most common, and secretive, of all religions practiced by a majority of the male sex.

Legend has it that the religion first originated during the 6th Century, when King Arthur stormed away from the castle one night after an altercation with Guinevere about her relations with Sir Lancelot. Arthur decided to roam the courtyard drunk and mingle with the male commoners in the courtyard tavern. Rumor has it that there were many toasts of ale that night. Due to that, an unexpected bond between Arthur and his male commoners was created. That night, in his drunken stupor, Arthur created the first Brobeforehoeism sect, and kicked the cheating whore Guinevere to the curb!
When Jason was repeatedly told by Cindy one day to not attend his weekly guy's night out, his Brobeforehoeism beliefs resulted in two things: her moving out, and him going to the bar for guy's night out!
by SSgt H March 12, 2009
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brobie

A close friend that is essentially a brother to you.
I am going to spend the day hanging out with my brobie, David.
by atuarre August 17, 2009
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Char-Broiled Sprinkles

1: Placing your testicles over an open flame, such as a bunsen burner, and then shaking your nuts over someones face while they sleep. This causes your burnt pubic hair to cover their face.
Dude, I woke up this morning and had char-broiled sprinkles all over my face. That shit is gross.
by Roy Sanchez August 8, 2006
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Broflex

Noun - is an exercise machine designed for the Bro anatomy. specifically works the chode muscle
"Hey bro, I'm going to the gym. Wanna come?"

"Nah bro, I'm good. I got a Broflex at home".
by wijiwang August 2, 2008
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brobliterated

When you get so ripped that all you can say is "dude."
Bruce: "How you doin', Chad?"
Chad: "Dude..."
Lance: "What's wrong with Chad?"
Bruce: "He's fuckin' brobliterated, bro."
by ChadBroChill88 January 23, 2008
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boblem

A sexy person

Origin: The phrase "no prob, bob" evolved into "no problem, boblem," and then a meaning was established for the word "boblem."
Brad Pitt is a boblem.
by Susievader May 19, 2006
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