broad

Word for a woman. Less respectable than lady but much more respectable than bitch.

I got broads in Atlanta.

by broads-in-atlanta June 2, 2016

Broabuser

Noun. A male who abuses his friends as a result of having a girlfriend. Usually does not follow man code (bros before hoes). Verb. See broabuse.

Jack: Michael C. told me that he was going to come over on Saturday, but he ditched me in order to hang with his girlfriend.

Jerrod: Pfff, what a broabuser.

by soccermaniac88 October 26, 2009

Broadbanned

Adj.
Used to describe someone who's internet access has been prohibited as a punishment.

Can also be used as a verb.
Broadban,
Broadbans,
Broadbanned.

"Dude, go on MSN tonight! I found an awesome video on YouTube!"
"Sorry man, I'm broadbanned."

"That was well funny when your mum broadbanned you because she caught you looking at porn."

by MaybeLater_x December 21, 2007

broadcrastinating

1. verb - The act of Tivo'ing a broadcast program and delay viewing by 20-30 minutes, with the goal to skip commercials and "catch-up" to live programming by the scheduled end time.

I'm broadcrastinating my favorite show. I can't stand commercials.

by bigtop65 August 15, 2010

Brabbs

A Brabbs is someone who values familial relationships and stays close with parents, children, and siblings, no matter the distance between them, via such medium as telephony, email and/or texting. Though a Brabbs reportedly may sometimes be short-tempered and/or not fully on board with another Brabbs' behavior at a given time, such times are rarely displayed in the presence of non-family members, and are quickly forgotten by all involved parties upon cessation of incident. A Brabbs is someone who is funny, smart, takes care of others, shows appreciation and support for others, is adaptable to almost all situations, appreciates and spends time in the outdoors, and doesn't laugh at organic food.

Everyone should know a Brabbs. Brabbs are good people.

by BrabbsFan January 2, 2012

Broadbondage

Having a bondage sex activity with oneself whilst browsing kinky porn.

-Man I joined an orgy party last night...
John, the closest you've been to an orgy is the broadbondage session you had watching xvideos last Friday night.

by Halevi January 29, 2015

broad iron

When your girl is giving you shit and won't back off.

Dude, Tiffany is broad ironing me for going to the bar the last four nights, step off already.

by Guttenberg museum February 29, 2016