A look into the future through the eyes of English writer Aldous Huxley. Aside from being a good book, it is also of note for the amount of correct predictions he made that have already come true.
by Ender May 30, 2004
Get the brave new world mug.The only way that old, ugly, American rejects could find someone to marry them. The target of the mail order bride system are young and poor women from third world countries who are desperate to leave their poverty life in search of a better one in America.
by xntrc October 12, 2005
Get the mail order bride mug.An indan cowboy sheriff from Mars, who is usually found in the company of a nuclear-powered steel horse who can stand on two legs, talk and wield a shotgun.
by clocker December 13, 2003
Get the Bravestarr mug.Brave Wilderness is a great channel on YouTube that grows rapidly. They focus on animals. You can often see their videos on the trending page of YouTube (if YouTube wants to be nice to them). I would recommend watching BW cause they are one of the only people on YouTube who doesn't clickbait, who aren't money hungry, and who appreciate their fans. And it is actually pretty interesting.
by nonameihavenocreativity July 27, 2018
Get the Brave Wilderness mug.When you raise capital in an investment fund to acquire multiple Russian mail-order bride platforms. This is done so that the investor controls the supply chain of connecting beautiful Russian women and rich white men.
Conspiracy theorists state that this is how the Russian government blackmails powerful politicians and businessmen. There have not yet been any recorded cases of Russian mail-order brides blackmailing their rich, powerful husbands.
Conspiracy theorists state that this is how the Russian government blackmails powerful politicians and businessmen. There have not yet been any recorded cases of Russian mail-order brides blackmailing their rich, powerful husbands.
Person A - Hey are you still planning on going through that Russian mail-order bride consolidation play?
Person B - Ya, we raise $100 Million to acquire the top 20 online platforms. We will own over 90% of the market in the next two years!
Person B - Ya, we raise $100 Million to acquire the top 20 online platforms. We will own over 90% of the market in the next two years!
by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020
Get the Russian mail-order bride consolidation play mug.A less invasive, but more expensive version of a frontal lobotomy. Experienced by most brides, as they enter a catatonic state which renders them incapable of sustaining any thought or conversation that does not involve cake, caterers, flowers, wedding dress designers, Chinese wedding dress knockoff designers, updo's, hair pieces, color schemes, wedding themes, and personalized M&M's.
Bride Brain symptoms include, but are not limited to, driving erratically because they can't stop staring at their shiny diamond ring; being amused by the resentment of all their single girlfriends, rewinding songs several hundred times while imagining themselves walking down the aisle, and starvation induced bitchiness which is generally followed by late night binging at a Dairy Queen. (Note that this can only occur outside of the bride's native geographic area, where they can't possibly run into anyone they know).
Symptoms are ordinarily well controlled with valium, alcohol and endless hours of watching youtube "first dance" videos.
Symptoms are ordinarily well controlled with valium, alcohol and endless hours of watching youtube "first dance" videos.
by bluemoonbride January 26, 2010
Get the Bride Brain mug.Noun used for trolls, e-bullies, and the like, whose sole purpose online is to harass, intimidate, and upset other Internet users on social networking sites (such as Twitter and Facebook), message boards, forums or even comments on news articles. Most likely frustrated pre-teens and middle-aged adults with a computer in Mom's basement. The goal of the Internet Brave seems to be twofold: to bring a user or users to tears and to scare said users off the Internet. However, well-seasoned Internet users will know that the Internet Brave use the Internet as they are incapable of being brave in the real world. The term can be used as a singular or plural description.
User: I love my boyfriend!
Internet Brave: I hope he kills you in your sleep, you worthless piece of ****! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
User: I don't even know you! Why would you say such a thing?!?!?
Internet Brave: Because no one cares about you!!! So go cry, stupid *****!!!
User: :'(
Internet Brave: I hope he kills you in your sleep, you worthless piece of ****! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
User: I don't even know you! Why would you say such a thing?!?!?
Internet Brave: Because no one cares about you!!! So go cry, stupid *****!!!
User: :'(
by Bionic Kitteh June 27, 2010
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