Noun
1. The illusionary coverage of any fluff material which has no relevance or place in societies eye and which is merely another reinforcement to the pillory the media has constructed over our eyes to blind us from any important current events.
2. A spectral media story or concoctive work aptly timed to distract from more pressing matters.
3. Irrelevant garbage news which satiates the ignorant and empty minded.
4. A person/celebrity who doesn't know you and doesn't care about you, but who the media thinks warrants your full attention and emotional faculties.
1. The illusionary coverage of any fluff material which has no relevance or place in societies eye and which is merely another reinforcement to the pillory the media has constructed over our eyes to blind us from any important current events.
2. A spectral media story or concoctive work aptly timed to distract from more pressing matters.
3. Irrelevant garbage news which satiates the ignorant and empty minded.
4. A person/celebrity who doesn't know you and doesn't care about you, but who the media thinks warrants your full attention and emotional faculties.
''Doesn't it bother you that when our news conglomerates do their 'week in review' segments, they never, ever seem to omit a Britney Spears mention? Last time I checked there was a WAR going on. ''
by Cognitive resonance October 22, 2007
by saba April 23, 2005
by Bazzoookkaaaa July 14, 2006
Noun: Erect nipples or tho on a man or woman. So called because the remind you of Britney, and they stick out like spears.
1) Damn! It's so cold in here! I'm wearin' two sweaters and I still got Britney spears!
2) Man! You could pop a balloon with those Britney spears!
2) Man! You could pop a balloon with those Britney spears!
by Andy McLeod February 05, 2004
Like most young stars, She is now an adult that acts ridiculously and continusly digs their hole deeper.Yes, she is not an artist, she doesn't write her music.
Always crying out for attention; basically going through her adolescent faze now because she didn't have a chance when she was younger.
Always crying out for attention; basically going through her adolescent faze now because she didn't have a chance when she was younger.
"That Britney Spears , I sure feel bad for her. Yeah she's an idiot but she isn't a bad person; shes just lost in the world."
"Screw that, she drove with her baby on her lap!"
"Screw that, she drove with her baby on her lap!"
by damnit every name I can think of is taken April 03, 2007
by Hi January 26, 2005
A pop lip syncher who is beautiful with makeup, but incredibly ugly without it.
Sometimes protrayed as a snobbish white trash girl from the south.
A girl who really needs to clean her tongue. It is as white as the moon. BLECH.. :-\ Don't even want to know where that tongue's been.
Sometimes protrayed as a snobbish white trash girl from the south.
A girl who really needs to clean her tongue. It is as white as the moon. BLECH.. :-\ Don't even want to know where that tongue's been.
Person A: Do you like Britney Spears?
Person B: Sure I do... shes HOT as hell !
Person C: She should be in Porn.. NOT singing!
Person B: Sure I do... shes HOT as hell !
Person C: She should be in Porn.. NOT singing!
by Twentyfour December 29, 2005