breathing bulldog

When you drop your pants, bend over and pass gas in someone's face.

That breathing bulldog was so close I could taste it!

by Shaky55 July 12, 2009

Blanching

Cumming inside of an elderly woman; leaving a cream pie. Named so due to Blanch from the Golden Girls.

"How was your Thanksgiving?"
"Pretty good; I was blanching my best friend's grandmother."

by JOSakaRome January 2, 2010

fire breathing manatee

when you are cumming in a girl's pussy and she randomly has her period and backfires your cum onto your cock, ruining a perfectly good and well earned orgasm.

Hey mom! I was about to get my bitch pregnant when she went all fire breathing manatee on my penis.

by Professor Pussyfart November 26, 2010

Heavy Breathing

That feeling you get when you see something exciting.

Ex. Did you see the new Batman v. Superman trailer? Commence heavy breathing.

Did you see the new Batman v. Superman trailer? Commence heavy breathing.

by Jeremyisking September 5, 2015

Layout Bitching

The act of users posting statuses on Facebook, bitching and moaning unecessarily about new layouts.

Person A: "WHAT THE HELL FACEBOOK, Y U ALWAYS CHANGE LAYOUT?"

Person B: "Shut the hell up and stop layout bitching."

by ZekeZ September 21, 2011

bathing suit

this is basically just water-proof underwear if u think about it.

taylor: guess what?
kim: what?
taylor: your so-called bathing suit is actually just like underwear that's really colorful and water-proof at the moment.
kim: i now feel exposed.
kim's mother: take that off right now!

by fall4u~ August 18, 2008

bitching cat

(1) An annoying thing (usually a cat) that never shuts up.
(2) A cat that always wining (meowing)
(3) A noisy cat

"I had let my cat in to feed it and and the bitching cat didn't stay quiet until I gave her food."

"that bitching cat has got to go, no one has got any descent quiet sense we got it."

"When we got to the mall and there was a woman complaining about something, what a bitching cat"

by CutieGirl15 August 11, 2006