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brazilian flapjack

This is where you are doing a female from behind and bust a nut on her back. Let the semen dry to that of a flake and make her eat it.
I wanted to have my girl try a new breakfast food so I made her a brazilian flapjack.
by Chris McCartney November 7, 2006
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brazilian bordello

A pig pen or any other enclosure with captive farm animals. So named for the fact that 93% of brazilian men are gay and will fuck anything with a butthole except a rottweiler
That horse faced fag,Ronaldinho,learned to play soccer in a brazilian bordello.
by wolfbait51 April 18, 2011
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flying the Brazilian flag

1. Exposing one's shaven genital region to others

2. The act of shaving one's genital region
"I told everyone to show up no earlier than 8 p.m. At 7:30, Marsha and Donald walked in without knocking! I was flying the Brazilian flag, right out of the shower! How embarrassing!"
by newsvava April 27, 2009
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brazilian nut wax

The act of maxing 1's balls with duck tape.
I'm gonna give u a Brazilian nut wax if you don't shut up.
by lemonsarefood April 14, 2010
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Brazilian purple paint job

When you put your dick into a Brazilian girl's anus and she clenches her butt checks so hard that when you pull out your penis is a nice bruised purple color.
"Dude, have you had a purple paint job before"

"Nah but i've had a Brazilian purple paint job, it's on a whole different level"
by AIFF December 2, 2011
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Brazilian Five Finger Discount

The act of being constipated, and reaching into ones butthole to retrieve shit blockage
My girlfriend was in the bathroom for like 2 hours, and finally she asked me to give her a Brazilian Five Finger Discount.
by Durty Curt March 21, 2013
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brazillian

waxing a punani to leave only a tiny landing strip of muff at the top
"dude you can't get a brazillian on yo ass crack!!!"
by glasrauch April 8, 2003
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